Bored? got 10 minutes to try and kill?
http://thebadwolf.net/lotg
little web game all for GU (based off legend of the red dragon, the old BBS game)
Web game..
77 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
You have encountered Knighty which lunges at you with Copious amounts of spam!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Knighty's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
An undead minion hits Knighty for 1 damage.
You feel a disturbance in the force, as though one thousand msn accounts cried out in relief
You have slain Knighty!
You receive 19 gold!
You receive 13 total experience!
~~ Flawless Fight! ~~
You receive an extra turn!
excellent
Post 3
oh yeah, i encourage anyone who signs up, to not use their forum name :P
Post 4
Woot. Farmboy bagerk!
Post 5
You have encountered Jug which lunges at you with House shaking snores!
You have encountered Harbinger which lunges at you with vitriolic diatribe!
Classic!
Post 6
Quote from Seqo:
You have encountered Jug which lunges at you with House shaking snores!
Classic!
Oh my. Someone's been gossipping about me.
:o
Post 7
Lol, my first fight
You have encountered Brain Dance which lunges at you with L-R-U-A-B-D-C-R-R!
Post 8
~ ~ ~ Fight ~ ~ ~
You have encountered w00p which lunges at you with pink fluffy toys!
Level: 1
Start of round:
w00p's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You hit w00p for 1 points of damage!
w00ps there it goes!
You have slain w00p!
You receive 26 gold!
You receive 14 total experience!
~~ Flawless Fight! ~~
You receive an extra turn!
Post 9
What the hell do gems do? ive got 3
Post 10
oh i see
"What are gems for? Hang onto these and be careful how you spend them. There are some things that you can only obtain with gems."
Post 11
dont forget to 'l'eave the isle of wren so you can get to the better town
Post 12
The Strategy Hut
You give Atrus 5 gold. He nods, and thinks for a moment.
"Heal often, bank often."
You ponder his advice for a moment, before thanking him and making your exit.
Post 13
Level: 1
Start of round:
El Presidente's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You execute a minor power move!
You hit El Presidente for 4 points of damage!
commie bastard, i'll glass you!
You have slain El Presidente!
You receive 30 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Wortel's Hitpoints: 2
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You execute a power move!!!
You hit Wortel for 7 points of damage!
Overlock that, biatch.
You have slain Wortel!
You receive 31 gold!
You receive 14 total experience!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Milenko's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You hit Milenko for 1 points of damage!
Maybe you should have milked him instead...
You have slain Milenko!
You receive 4 gold!
You receive 13 total experience!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Brain Dance's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You hit Brain Dance for 1 points of damage!
wtf!? hax!
You have slain Brain Dance!
You receive 14 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Korny's Hitpoints: 2
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You execute a minor power move!
You hit Korny for 5 points of damage!
A heavenly light shines down on you for this great deed.
You have slain Korny!
You receive 35 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Ph3n0m3n0n's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You execute a minor power move!
You hit Ph3n0m3n0n for 5 points of damage!
Fine! all i tried to do was help and you turn on me! FFS!
You have slain Ph3n0m3n0n!
You receive 19 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
Level: 1
Start of round:
paladin's Hitpoints: 2
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You hit paladin for 2 points of damage!
Bahaha, i am the admin you fool! I WILL BE AVENGED
You have slain paladin!
You receive 21 gold!
You receive 14 total experience!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Knighty's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You hit Knighty for 1 points of damage!
You feel a disturbance in the force, as though one thousand msn accounts cried out in relief
You have slain Knighty!
You receive 20 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
Level: 1
Start of round:
rec's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You execute a minor power move!
You hit rec for 5 points of damage!
I suffer for my art!
You have slain rec!
You receive 33 gold!
You receive 14 total experience!
MUAHAHHA
Post 14
this is cool...
Post 15
evil you bastard... how did you get to level 4 already after 2 days?!?!?!
Post 16
Hehe.
Post 17
I need LOTGD back up. :(
Post 18
me too :(
Post 19
power cycled and dsl dropped out, sorry :)
Post 20
is there anyway you can make this game have faster turnover... I hate waiting so long :(
Post 21
there is, but thats kinda not the point, turns dont aggregate i dont think, so if you miss a day, you miss the turns. if we get enough people playing ill take suggestions and possibly do a restart with different settings
Post 22
Leonami, I was level 3 in the first day :P Took about... half an hour. Maybe.
Post 23
oh yeah i know how to get to level 3 on the first day... but you really shouldn't do it that way :P
Post 24
? What ways that?
Kill lots of stuff, buy equipment and defeat your master?
btw, I now have no bones :(
Post 25
Quote from paladin:
there is, but thats kinda not the point, turns dont aggregate i dont think, so if you miss a day, you miss the turns. if we get enough people playing ill take suggestions and possibly do a restart with different settings
If thats the case thats why I want faster turnover so I can actually come back at like 3 hour intervals and spend my points...
Seqo: Killing lots of stuff is correct but theoretically you should only have around 15 fights the first time you log on...
Post 26
3 hour intervals? what are you going to do while you're asleep? :P miss about 3 lots of turns? no thanks heh
Post 27
| Evil | says:
oh
| Evil | says:
oi i can attack you
| Evil | says:
rember to log out in the inn
x2 - not the movie. says:
i know
x2 - not the movie. says:
nothing to lose tho
x2 - not the movie. says:
money is in the bank
x2 - not the movie. says:
no turns to lose
| Evil | says:
heh
| Evil | says:
xp
x2 - not the movie. says:
really?
| Evil | says:
yes
x2 - not the movie. says:
Level: 5
Start of round:
Farmboy Paragas's Hitpoints: 3
YOUR Hitpoints: 7
You hit Farmboy Paragas for 5 points of damage!
You have slain Farmboy Paragas!
You receive 320 gold!
You receive 311 experience!
| Evil | says:
img
| Evil | says:
you ****
Post 28
You're gay.
Now I cant log out for 5 hours. :(
Post 29
hahah sweet
Post 30
Quote from leonami:
If thats the case thats why I want faster turnover so I can actually come back at like 3 hour intervals and spend my points...
Seqo: Killing lots of stuff is correct but theoretically you should only have around 15 fights the first time you log on...
If you kill them without taking damage, you get a free turn. I had about 30 rounds the first time I logged on.
Post 31
Haha leonami thanks for the gold I can log out now hahahaha.
Farmboy Paragas defeated Farmboy leonami in fair combat in the fields of Degolburg.
| Evil | says:
thanks for the gold
| Evil | says:
i can log out now
| Evil | says:
hahahahahahhahahahahah
le0nami - God damn how long does it take to check if there is a spare ADSL port... says:
your a ****er
Post 32
yeah the master will hunt you down when you go back into town tho, and force you to train up to the next level.
Post 33
god damn... I think the turns should be cumulative hey... missing those turns really makes you behind...
Post 34
HAHA I can't belive you belived me when I said pala had low HP and to attack him and you did and died hahaha.
Post 35
Quote from leonami:
god damn... I think the turns should be cumulative hey... missing those turns really makes you behind...
that's pretty much why i don't want to to shorten the day length. otoh, it shouldn't be too hard to tweak it to make unused turns roll over to the new day.
Post 36
bah this game is fun but the playability lasts like 15 mins then you have to wait like a mofo...
Post 37
you never used a bbs, did you? :) think of the people with uh, other things to do during the day who just want to use it for a ten minute diversion while they're on the phone.
Post 38
omfg. bust into the inn to wtfpwn evil and the lowbie riposted my ass into the netherworld :(
Post 39
Hahahahahahaha
suck on that bitch.
Post 40
Everytime I go to haunt something... they sneeze... :( Very sad.
Post 41
ive got a game ull all probably like to play, its a web-based Strategie game called Earth 2025, i use 2 play it, came fist once in july last year, the next month got desimated by 4 enemy armies nukes and planes within 3 hours. Anyhow! heres the link if u all wanna try it, some of u may of heard of it beforehand
its pretty awesome yeah.
http://games.swirve.com/earth/
Post 42
wahoo
just got to level 2 :D
Post 43
after a while it gets so slow leveling... even pking doesn't totally help...
Post 44
Milenko keeps on lunging at me with manboobs, make it stop :(
Post 45
lol this was funny not sure if it was korny thow
You have encountered Korny which lunges at you with Horrible spelling and grammar!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Korny's Hitpoints: 9
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You hit Korny for 1 points of damage!
Korny tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Korny for 1 points of damage!
Korny tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Korny for 1 points of damage!
Korny tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Korny for 1 points of damage!
Korny tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You try to hit Korny but MISS!
Korny hits you for 1 points of damage!
Next round:
Eibwen flits past and heals you for 1.
You hit Korny for 1 points of damage!
Korny tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Korny for 2 points of damage!
Korny tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Korny for 1 points of damage!
Korny tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Korny for 1 points of damage!
A heavenly light shines down on you for this great deed.
You have slain Korny!
You receive 28 gold!
You receive 13 total experience!
then this
[-]
"Hey, you have enough gold to buy some armor. It might be a good idea to visit the town now and go shopping!"
~ ~ ~ Fight ~ ~ ~
You have encountered Ph3n0m3n0n which lunges at you with Hardon for Telstra!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Ph3n0m3n0n's Hitpoints: 10
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You execute a power move!!!
You hit Ph3n0m3n0n for 6 points of damage!
Ph3n0m3n0n tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Ph3n0m3n0n for 1 points of damage!
Ph3n0m3n0n tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Ph3n0m3n0n for 1 points of damage!
Ph3n0m3n0n tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Ph3n0m3n0n for 1 points of damage!
Ph3n0m3n0n tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Ph3n0m3n0n for 1 points of damage!
Fine! all i tried to do was help and you turn on me! FFS!
You have slain Ph3n0m3n0n!
You receive 7 gold!
You receive 14 total experience!
omg they keep comming!!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Wortel's Hitpoints: 10
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You hit Wortel for 1 points of damage!
Wortel tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Wortel for 1 points of damage!
Wortel tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You execute a power move!!!
You hit Wortel for 5 points of damage!
Wortel tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Wortel for 1 points of damage!
Wortel tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You hit Wortel for 1 points of damage!
Wortel tries to hit you but MISSES!
Next round:
You try to hit Wortel but MISS!
Wortel hits you for 1 points of damage!
Next round:
You hit Wortel for 2 points of damage!
Overlock that, biatch.
You have slain Wortel!
You receive 29 gold!
You receive 14 total experience
Post 46
You have encountered Milenko which lunges at you with Manboobs!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Milenko's Hitpoints: 1
YOUR Hitpoints: 9
Eibwen flits past and heals you for 1.
An undead minion tries to hit Milenko but MISSES!
You execute a power move!!!
You hit Milenko for 2 points of damage!
Your skeleton minions crumble to dust.
Maybe you should have milked him instead...
You have slain Milenko!
You receive 20 gold!
You find A GEM!
You receive 13 total experience!
You have to much time on your hands Milenko to come up with an attack like that :D
You have encountered Wortel which lunges at you with Fried AMD cpus!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Wortel's Hitpoints: 2
YOUR Hitpoints: 8
You execute a minor power move!
You hit Wortel for 2 points of damage!
Overlock that, biatch.
You have slain Wortel!
You receive 4 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
this game gets worser n worser..
You have encountered Ph3n0m3n0n which lunges at you with Hardon for Telstra!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Ph3n0m3n0n's Hitpoints: 2
YOUR Hitpoints: 9
You execute a power move!!!
You hit Ph3n0m3n0n for 2 points of damage!
Fine! all i tried to do was help and you turn on me! FFS!
You have slain Ph3n0m3n0n!
You receive 22 gold!
You receive 14 total experience!
You have encountered paladin which lunges at you with cynical retorts!
Level: 1
Start of round:
paladin's Hitpoints: 3
YOUR Hitpoints: 8
You execute a power move!!!
You hit paladin for 3 points of damage!
Bahaha, i am the admin you fool! I WILL BE AVENGED
You have slain paladin!
You receive 31 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
You have encountered w00p which lunges at you with pink fluffy toys!
Level: 1
Start of round:
w00p's Hitpoints: 2
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You execute a power move!!!
You hit w00p for 2 points of damage!
w00ps there it goes!
You have slain w00p!
You receive 6 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
You have encountered Harbinger which lunges at you with vitriolic diatribe!
Level: 1
Start of round:
Harbinger's Hitpoints: 2
YOUR Hitpoints: 10
You execute a power move!!!
You hit Harbinger for 2 points of damage!
Noooooooo
You have slain Harbinger!
You receive 3 gold!
You receive 15 total experience!
Post 47
i dont no why but i won every battle but 2 and was only beaten from my master and a admin
nooooooooooooooo! i got owned
Post 48
lol i need more tunrs... how do i get more tunrs?!! :D
Post 49
no idea
i want to get revived
Vital Info
Name Farmboy NewBitKaoZ
Level 2
Soulpoints 60/60
Torments 0
Psyche 12
Spirit 12
Spirits DEAD
Race Human
Personal Info
Favor 2
Gems 2
Experience 482
Equipment Info
Weapon Spade
Armor Fuzzy Slippers
Buffs
None
Post 50
turns update every 6 hours.
Post 51
how did you get so high so quick pala?
Post 52
i've played before, and i killed 3vil a lot. good xp for pk'ing.
Post 53
Are you going to add new areas when you get more time paladin?
Post 54
there's a lot of modules that aren't activated that i can put in, just don't want to flood them all in at once.
Post 55
Quote:
Something Special!
As you approach, he pulls out his Ugly Stick, whacks you on the nose, giggles, and runs away!
hahaha
Post 56
Quote from paladin:
there's a lot of modules that aren't activated that i can put in, just don't want to flood them all in at once.
eh? did u make the game pala?
Post 57
no. but i'm hosting/running it
Post 58
I swear, w00p's like my arch nemesis or something.
she's the only one thats ever online, and keeps nailing me to the wall :P
Post 59
who the hell is that admin john preston or whatever...
Post 60
apologies for downtime. hardware failure. should be fine in a few hours
Post 61
The few hours is on blizzard time isn't it?
Post 62
yeah it is. 6pm my time tomorrow night is current ETA, i left the machine at work restoring the hard drive, had an ~8 hour cycle to complete :(
Post 63
:S sorry but i don't think its working for me atm... anything wrong?
Post 64
read the last four or so posts - the machine hosting the game had a hdd failure yesterday morning, i'm recovering the data off it at the moment, it's just taking it's sweet time.
Post 65
>.< ok sorry. i need to play tat game... no 10 minutes to kill now
Post 66
thanks to my mad skillz, it'll be back online whenever i get home tonight
Post 67
2:10am canberra time, no LOTG, your mad skills are teh suck
Post 68
phuck you. i got sick of manually locating and restoring some of 500 odd corrupted and lost files that included a bunch of requisite system utilites, so i'm doing a reinstall. (game data is intact)
Post 69
oi cow give paladin a break hes hosting the server and restoring it in his own time
Post 70
nah. pala is well of the soft.
Post 71
You got an Eta on the reinstall? Not trying to be annoying but i prolly am : /
Post 72
tonight probably
Post 73
I want it now now now!!! i dont pay for nothing..
Wait i dont pay at all :o
Post 74
Quote from paladin:
phuck you. i got sick of manually locating and restoring some of 500 odd corrupted and lost files that included a bunch of requisite system utilites, so i'm doing a reinstall. (game data is intact)
dammit, i was hoping for a fresh start cause my character sucks, he always dies :(
Post 75
... just start again then
Post 76
lol
Post 77
there's a good chance that it's back online now.