The Australian Chin Team

27 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

Anyone getting seriously digusted with the amount of Jay Leno type chins our athletes are sporting nowadays?

Medically your chin does not grow in size or change its structure after the age of 17.

Human growth hormone has 3 main side effects, increased chin size , increased foot size and changes the slope of your brow/hairline.

HGH is also undetecable 3 days after being taken and if masking drugs are used there can be no traces at all.

The supposed HGH test at the Athens Olympics was an antibody that would show high levels of HGH but as it is also a naturally occurring body product they couldn't determine what was a natural level or not.

The current proposed test will identify whether the molecules in the HGH in your bloodstream are natural or artifically created by a pharmacutical process but this test is still quite a while away.

Looking at all the press and media over the last week or so and seeing the body shapes and faces of our swimmers, our so called clean sport has convinced me we are as dirty as the rest of them.

I'd love for an organisation to gather a good range of photos of all our athletes at age 17 or 18 and then side by side them with their current photos showing the facial structure of them nowadays.

I'm thinking a drugs olympics might be the way to go, they aren't winning the war as BALCO has shown, and now with actual genetic marking you may never be able to tell again who is natural and who isn't.

It makes me a sad and angry panda.

Post 2

Its like online cheatign in a way.
One or two do it to beat the rest, then the rest get angry and do it themselves.

Its rather sad that they cheat in real life to win :(

Maybe we should mage it a GU Challenge Coco? Get some pics of young athletes and compare it with their current pic, to see what kind of facial changes they've under gone :)

Edit - argh ok lets not do that. I just did a google image search for Ian Thorpe and theres some yucky ones in there :p

Post 3

Its worse than that.

Your the best 100 metre swimmer in Australia, worth half a mil a year in prize money and sponsorship.

A new HGH swimmer comes along and blows you out of the water with no risk of being caught and takes your sponsorship and titles and records.

What are you going to do?

Above is exactly what happened to American baseball

Post 4

I go back to a statement i made about the Olympics when it was on.

Unban all drugs and performance enhancing medicines and additives
Load them up with HBH GBH XTC and of course a dash of PCP
Unleash them on the sporting arena and see how far the Human body can be overclocked
Along the same lines we should eleminate the human factor from games like rugby and the like, instead androids controlled by 14 year old kids should play the game at its fastest pace with no regard for injury, Robot wars on the field so to speak.
In fact making the Olympics and other events fully virtual would be great, much mirth would be had as teams yelled things like n00b, rofls and my personnal fav atm SpamTard, whilst trying to showcase its countries greatest hacks and cheats in the choosen field.....

Or maybe im just a cynical, jaded old nerd with delusions of utopia....

Post 5

Make all the track and field events only playable via DDR Machines :p

Post 6

Or, and some may call me crazy here, we introduce Lions to the track events.
It certainly improved the speed and performance of a few Christians back in Rome.

Who's with me?

Huh? Anyone? ZPC?

Post 7

What about sharks with "laserbeams" in the pool events :D

Post 8

Its "frickin lazer beams" - get it right.

Post 9

Excellent idea Jug

;)

Post 10

isn't that how they tried to break the 4 minute mile?

with lions? and people with spears chasing them?

(i agree with the robowars though) :P

Post 11

Just need to up the stakes if ya get caught :) Get caught cheating in sports and your legs get cut off or long term jail :P

Post 12

Make them eat/drink/inject the whole bag/vial/syringe as punishment :p

Post 13

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Or, and some may call me crazy here, we introduce Lions to the track events.

We have bloodsports already.

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It certainly improved the speed and performance of a few Christians back in Rome.

I can't wait to watch you burn along with the rest of the damned, SpamTard.

I'll be getting raptured. :-D

Post 14

WTS [Life for ZPC] - I'll pay you - PST

Edit: Am I the only one who sees the irony in that link?

Post 15

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
I'll be getting raptured. :-D
if by "getting raptured" you mean "fiery pitchfork up the wahoo", then I agree. admittedly, I haven't the bible, but I'm pretty sure prostitution wasn't one of the 10 commandments.

Post 16

i agree with EoS. we take too much care in protecting the stupid. let them take all the drugs they want, and when they are dead/crippled/unable to reproduce, we put them on TV as hosts of sports programs and laugh as they dribble.

same with drugs, let people take and do whatever they like and the stupid will quickly die off :)

Post 17

Quote:
admittedly, I haven't the bible, but I'm pretty sure prostitution wasn't one of the 10 commandments.

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The Ten Commandments do not apply to Christians. The God of the Ten Commandments is a murderous reptilian overlord. The 10 Commandments mention nothing of prostitution. One of Jesus' disciples was a reformed prostitute. If Jesus were alive today, he'd be a libertarian, like myself.

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i agree with EoS. we take too much care in protecting the stupid. let them take all the drugs they want, and when they are dead/crippled/unable to reproduce, we put them on TV as hosts of sports programs and laugh as they dribble.

same with drugs, let people take and do whatever they like and the stupid will quickly die off

Amen.

Post 18

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
We have bloodsports already.

I can't wait to watch you burn along with the rest of the damned, SpamTard.

I'll be getting raptured. :-D

I may be a SpamTard, but you're a total dickhead.
And I can stop posting.

Let's see you stop being a dickhead.

Post 19

I say take the warning labels off everything and let natural selection do its job.

Post 20

Quote from Wrathlon:
I say take the warning labels off everything and let natural selection do its job.

correct.

Post 21

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
[Image: http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/ufo_exodus031905.jpg]

The Ten Commandments do not apply to Christians. The God of the Ten Commandments is a murderous reptilian overlord. The 10 Commandments mention nothing of prostitution. One of Jesus' disciples was a reformed prostitute. If Jesus were alive today, he'd be a libertarian, like myself.

Amen.

I thought your mother banned you from the net for eating your own sploog Evans...tsk tsk, nasty habit that one.

EDIT:
Definition: Sploog - "To cum; to jiz on ones face; an eruption from the peinis.
After head I splooged in her face." courtesy of UrbanDictionary...

Post 22

Ok,

The constant flaming, and the depth of the immaturity on these boards has forced to me leave. I was going to post an essay-length article on how to survive World War 3, which begins late March, early April, but now I guess you'll all have to go without. Nice knowing you.

Post 23

That stuff in the Tricksters video should be in the olympics, much more entertaining than arty gymnastics stuff.

Post 24

Quote from ruin:
That stuff in the Tricksters video should be in the olympics, much more entertaining than arty gymnastics stuff.
./agree ;)

Post 25

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
Ok,

The constant flaming, and the depth of the immaturity on these boards has forced to me leave. I was going to post an essay-length article on how to survive World War 3, which begins late March, early April, but now I guess you'll all have to go without. Nice knowing you.sorry, it wasn't that nice knowing you.

don't let the door hit you on the way out.

bye bye now.

Post 26

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
Ok,

The constant flaming, and the depth of the immaturity on these boards has forced to me leave. I was going to post an essay-length article on how to survive World War 3, which begins late March, early April, but now I guess you'll all have to go without. Nice knowing you.

YAY!!!!

Post 27

Quote from Zero Point Consciousness:
Ok,

The constant flaming, and the depth of the immaturity on these boards has forced to me leave. I was going to post an essay-length article on how to survive World War 3, which begins late March, early April, but now I guess you'll all have to go without. Nice knowing you.

hey, it worked!