I witnessed a murder today.

27 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced yard were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told her what I had just seen. Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air .

Post 2

ok that is a seriously bad joke.

Post 3

Yup

Post 4

Go **** yourself selpa

Post 5

Go back to /b/ :D

Post 6

that is fckn sickening and stupid

someone delete this thread

Post 7

i donts gets it...

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Post 8

lol nice

Post 9

WTF?

Dude, that joke was in really bad taste.

Post 10

???

So, it was meant to be a joke?

Post 11

I don't get it either, it's not like he named any possible victims, the dead people were anonymous. If you want 'sick and stupid', go to south park:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPraB42spnc[/media]

Post 12

I nominate this for the stupidest post of the year!!

Grats!

Post 13

Jaian; f*ck me that was hilariously wrong in all kinds of ways. Trust South Park.

Post 14

I dont think it was the offensive.

I also dont think it was funny.

Post 15

Quote from rec;277903:
Jaian; f*ck me that was hilariously wrong in all kinds of ways. Trust South Park.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/

Post 16

I honestly dont get any of this, im freakin' out man!

Post 17

Haha, maybe it's just me but I got a laugh from that :P

Post 18

Quote from rec;277903:
Jaian; f*ck me that was hilariously wrong in all kinds of ways. Trust South Park.

As OD pointed out... Certainly not a new joke by any stretch of the imagination ;)

As for the original... why the hell are people getting so upset about it? It wasn't funny, but it was far from being 'sick'.

Post 19

Freedom of speech > whiny people(unfortunately these people get to be heard also).

Post 20

ROFL @ Jaian's post

Post 21

Quote from Frenzy;277943:
Freedom of speech > whiny people(unfortunately these people get to be heard also).

Freedom of speech? what are we? American?

:p

Post 22

eh. freedom of speech relates to your freedom to speak out against the government, not your right to post shit on a forum with impunity.

Post 23

Quote from paladin;277982:
eh. freedom of speech relates to your freedom to speak out against the government, not your right to post shit on a forum with impunity.

lol, now that is funny :D nw

Post 24

its something that ZPC would post

Post 25

Paladin ftw.

Post 26

Im pretty sure you woulda knew this was a joke with the 911 there, he didnt write it up himself its someone elses joke and yeah its a bit stupid

Post 27

maybe im messed up, but this whole thread was full of lol. great work all round.