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we have a worker who has been with the company a loooooong time
its her 2nd last week and we figure well we only have a 7 more days to torment her.
so im after some more ideas
you know how people have foiled desks and what not, im after them ideas
ideas that will cause her to get frustrated and hate us, but still wear a smile on her face at the end of the day
if you know of any ideas please post them up
stapler in jelly.
get a keyboard the same as hers, and rearrange the letters in the middle row to read 'cocklover'
Quote from Knight Of Nih;289583:
im after them ideas
ideas that will cause her to get frustrated and hate us...
A blind date with chad?
:D
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A blind date with chad?
:D
PWNED
sry chad
Quote from paladin;289584:
get a keyboard the same as hers, and rearrange the letters in the middle row to read 'cocklover'
Best. Prank. Ever.
ask jug about that one :)
grow alfalfa sprouts in a keyboard and swap :P
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stapler in jelly.
The Office :D
I used to change a few keys around that were near each other so that the typing was out. It can be hard to notice at first if you make sure you swap like G&H or something
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ask jug about that one :)
Yes....quite a fine time was had by all over that one Pala.
It is an extremely frustrating one; puzzlement when the keys don't work, then bewilderment as it dawns on the person that hey, these letters spell something, then when they read it...gold.
take the doorknobs off her desk drawers.
get a coffee cup like the one she normally uses cut the bottom off and swap.
superglue the casters on the bottom of her office chair so they dont roll anymore - might need extra crap crammed in as superglue wont hold for long.
if you've got time, open her monitor casing up, flip the tube vertically so it's now upside down, and reseal the casing. - if you dont have time, see if they have the nvidia NVrotate option in their screen properties panel and use that
if you have time replace everything insider her pc from stuff from 1996!
if there was anything in 96 that could run XP.
remap the keys on her keyboard using the keymap util to go from a-z
slightly electrify to point on the desk so that when she puts her hands on both pints she completes the circut.
in word get the autocorrect to change words ie the=cocklover one of my favorites especially those ppl who look down at there keyboard when the type.
turkey slap. that'll stir the bitch up.
who is it thats leaving chow?
haha i'm pretty sure a few of these pranks could end in sexual harrassment claims unless this girl is very cool
I was going to say put pron up as her screensaver and password it. make the password "cocklover".
cover her workstation in foil.
screenshot her desktop then use the pic as her background.
take a screenshot of her desktop and make it the desktop wallpaper
then hide/remove all her desktop icons
they will sit there for bloody ages trying to click on the wallpaper icons lol
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take a screenshot of her desktop and make it the desktop wallpaper
then hide/remove all her desktop icons
they will sit there for bloody ages trying to click on the wallpaper icons lol
thats a god one
any more idea's i have done a few already but 3 days to go we need to make her mad
find out the song she hates the most
then get the song in wav format
set every single sound in xp to that wav file
half the ammount of ram in the computer?
bluetack or a sticky substance under the keys that spell cocklover
**** knows whats with yous and cocklover :|
make her a coffee and glad rap the top of the cup :D hahaha.
yes because having scalding hot coffee gush out of the melted glad wrap and all over the drinker is just hilarious.
you can watch her pass out from the pain of her melting face. and laugh.
change the windows startup sound to a wav file of a womans voice saying "hey everyone, I'm a cock lover, my name is (insert girls name) and I'm cocklover" and leave her speakers on full.
i think we are all stuck on the cock lovers idea :S i dunno, a script that moves all of her open windows randomly or something.
-Disconnect her mouse and put a dummy usb cable in so it looks as though it's still connected.
-Give here a condom plant
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20253
Except add a small normal plant so it's not obvious and tell her it needs watering lots.
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-Disconnect her mouse and put a dummy usb cable in so it looks as though it's still connected.
-Give here a condom plant
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20253
Except add a small normal plant so it's not obvious and tell her it needs watering lots.
That Condom plant cracked me up.
AHHAHAHA loved that one Longtom.. I soooo want to do it to someone now.. LOL.. best prank ever!!!
that's seriously awesome.
just change the keyboard layout from qwerty in the keyboard options to something strange....
ive already done the keyboard trick
need some non computer related ones, like hiding her shoes or something
tie her chiar under the desk with one piece of string that way it moves but it wont go anywere!
sticky tape on the phone switch always works a treat. Pick the phone up and it still rings.
Rubber spider in the top draw is always fun.
hey chow another one i used on nathan... you know how she has that head set? put a small piece of paper in the part that unclips and cover the contacts, its hella funny watching them try using the phone...
fart in her coffee.