I has a booboo

58 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

Had my first stack today.

70kph around a corner; just on dawn with the sun not quite up. Hit a big wet oily patch on the road, couldnt avoid it. Bike went out from under me; hit the tarmac and skidded. Wasnt wearing my draggin jeans and ended up with a big ass rash on my left knee.

Went into hospital (drove there myself after getting a taxi home, as i was otherwise totally fine) and had it scrubbed out while sucking down some nitrous to take the edge off (which it ****en didnt).

Suprisingly Im not in much pain at all - nurses did a good job with the wound.

Now I have to go and pick up the bike which is hopefully a write off.
Didnt get much time to inspect it; but the left faring is fuxord; pegs and mirror ripped off etc. Not sure about engine damage - will have to check.

All in all, i was pretty lucky. Especially consdering there was a delivery truck in the oncoming lane when I went down.

Back into surgery tomorrow to get some more of the shit cut out of my skin. Youchies.

Post 2

This is why I stick to cars.

Post 3

****in hell dude :o

Post 4

F*ck you were lucky! I came of a bike 9 years ago at 80k and still suffer from neck injuries. Got a stone wedged between the front caliper and pad, ass over tit, hit ground head first.

Hopefully you will heal up alright, jump back on that bike and treat it like a bitch.

Post 5

Temporary citizen, I think the term is.

Post 6

Temporary Australian my father calls it...

Hope you're ok man.

;)

Post 7

Oh he's fine.

Until next time... when he might not be able to put up a thread about it afterwards. :P

Post 8

you know you're all hanging out for the first confirmed GU death.

problem is for internet forum nerds theres no discernable difference between dying and getting a life.

Post 9

Though there was already a confirmed GU death?

Post 10

I heard Knight Fell off a cliff while filming in New Zealand...

Post 11

That's no write off, replace the upper cowling, lhs fairing and the ducktail and pegs.

From what i see in the pictures anyway.

Post 12

Quote from CyphiX;366953:
I heard Knight Fell off a cliff while filming in New Zealand...

Did you confirm that with the NZ police?

Post 13

alot of people i know have come off there bikes lately

eg been hit by buses, cars ect

take care dude and slow down :S speed can be fun but very dangerous :(

Post 14

Quote from rec;366935:
Oh he's fine.

Until next time... when he might not be able to put up a thread about it afterwards. :P

It's an accepted risk. Just like smoking, drug taking, sky diving etc :)

Post 15

Except statistically, you'll probably find that riding a motorcycle is more dangerous than all of those - some of those combined.

Post 16

Quote from morge;366958:
Did you confirm that with the NZ police?

YES... he "FELL"... thats what they said and they can't take it back now ^_^

Post 17

friend of mine hit a bus at 35, basically t boned the bus door at the front (buses fault)

you can imagine the bike was stuffed and my friend was not seriously hurt but the bus would of barely moved at all with the impact.

The old man on the bus told the police he was speeding wildly and hit the bus while he was taken to hospital in a kneck brace - old man was discharged 3 hours later with no injury (hopefully told his an old whinging dick at the same time)

Police found he was doing 35 in a 40 zone

Post 18

Still think Milenko you should take this as a lesson and sell the bike and get a car.

Though, that's just my opinion.

Post 19

Or never ride without leathers.

Post 20

Quote from Wrathlon;366996:
Or never ride without leathers.

The problem is, leathers dont do much except stop gravel rash.

For example; take an egg, wrap it in leather, and throw it up against the wall.

Now repeat this experiment without the leather wrap.

The only difference is that now you have some leather that smells like egg.

Post 21

Yeah but from the sounds of things, leathers would have meant he could get up and walk off. As opposed to lay there and bleed everywhere.

Post 22

Quote from rec;366999:
The problem is, leathers dont do much except stop gravel rash.

For example; take an egg, wrap it in leather, and throw it up against the wall.

Now repeat this experiment without the leather wrap.

The only difference is that now you have some leather that smells like egg.

The other difference too is that not many eggs ride bikes.

If you are going to come off, it'd be a hell of a lot less messy with leathers on, regardless if the eggshell breaks....

Post 23

A better comparison would be:

Take a piece of meat and slide it down the road. Now wrap the piece of meat in leather and slide it down the road.

Post 24

I'm not talking about sliding, I'm talking about all of the other options for death. And there are many, many options.

Impact kills, not gravel rash. Leathers do not help impact.

Post 25

Quote from Wrathlon;367004:
A better comparison would be:

Take a piece of meat and slide it down the road. Now wrap the piece of meat in leather and slide it down the road.

Better comparison would be take a brick, put the meat under the brick. Slide it down then road. Now wrap the meat up in leather and put it under the brick then slide it down the road.

Either way, leather will only protect you for a short period of time against the gravel but still can wear through.

Either way, seeing how the women drive in the 4wd makes me want to put a roll cage in my car just in-case.

Post 26

Maybe so, but leather will generally outlast a slide long enough that you dont get shredded. If you still get shredded through leather you probably crashed so hard it didnt matter what the vehicle or clothing was.

Post 27

also you look cooler

Post 28

its not even a point worth arguing. if the leather helps even a bit, it's worth wearing. i'm sure the 500cc bike riders aren't wearing their clothes for the comfort alone.

Post 29

Quote from Korny;366991:
friend of mine hit a bus at 35, basically t boned the bus door at the front (buses fault)

you can imagine the bike was stuffed and my friend was not seriously hurt but the bus would of barely moved at all with the impact.

The old man on the bus told the police he was speeding wildly and hit the bus while he was taken to hospital in a kneck brace - old man was discharged 3 hours later with no injury (hopefully told his an old whinging dick at the same time)

Police found he was doing 35 in a 40 zone

If the bus was pulling out of the bus zone he has right of way in a 40 zone.

Post 30

Quote from morge;367048:
If the bus was pulling out of the bus zone he has right of way in a 40 zone.

If he hit the bus door wouldn't that mean the bus was pulling out from the wrong side of the road? I don't think there are doors on the right side of the bus.

Post 31

Either way you've done well walking away man. I've had a mate who broke both his legs (which took him a good 6 months to get over - his R1 was a write-off... hit a tree that he missed), one who slid for 25 metres and banged into a Hannons bin and broke his collar bone (carpark accident) and another who lost his leg up to his hip and use of one of his arms (rode into a parked truck at dawn). Also countless mates with the same injuries as you... one of them slid through the Berrimah lights intersection... was pretty lucky a truck didn't clean him up.

So yeah... you've done alright man. Maybe time to get rid of the bike while you're still ahead?

:P

Post 32

I have a permanently ****ed knee and have accumulated 2 broken ribs, a broken arm, bruised lungs, broken hand, broken ankle twice, and a grand total of 78 stitches from various bike accidents...

...on a 20" BMX Bike. I'm too ****ing scared to ride a motorcycle :p

Post 33

Quote from Wrathlon;367057:
...on a 20" BMX Bike. I'm too ****ing scared to ride a motorcycle :p

lol... but then again, you won't be trying to bunny-hop a motocross bike over a wheelie bin. One of my mates used to be able to do that... on a BMX of course.

Post 34

lol i hate gravel rash.. it blows especially on the palm of your hand

Post 35

Ironically, all of my accidents were when I WASN'T being stupid...I used to joke that maybe I should just never ride sensibly and I'd be OK.

Post 36

A lot of people that die while on a motorcycle aren't at fault. It's the nature of the beast - and it's hugely unsafe, despite how good a rider you might be, or how sensible you are when on one.

Motorcyclists account for a staggeringly low percentage of motorists, but a staggeringly high percentage of deaths on our roads.

Post 37

Just to update, he is in hospital, went there yesterday, and after a fiasco (i had no idea how ****ing horribly shit public hospitals were) he is now going to spend the weekend, so it doesnt get infected.

He rocked up at 1pm after being told 2pm, only to then have them say he should have been there at 8am. He fasted all night and day, but could only sit in a corridor with an IV drip for 9 hours waiting for a bed. let alone a doctor to do the proceedure.

Its a really deep wound, so in order to clean it properly he has to be put under general anaesthetic. Its not life threatening or anything but it has to be done.

Post 38

Well I hope everything stays ok!

Best wishes.

Post 39

Bikes are cool.

Post 40

I bet the next time he gets to that corner he gets off the bike and pushes it.

Post 41

Its not so much that public hospitals are shit, they do a fantastic job, it's just that for every 5 patients they only have the facilities to deal with 3 at a time (Numbers for example purposes only).

The job they do is pretty good from personal experience, having spent a lot of time in RDH over the years, and considering what they have to work with I'd be hard pressed to complain. Yes waiting sucks, yes administration errors happen, but they are only human and they are insanely short staffed and under funded.

Post 42

Oh i dont mean the acutal job they do, i mean the management. its like no one is in charge and no one organises shit :P

if they say to guys like lenko, its not threatening, we don't have room, come back tomorrow. it'll be sweet. but yeah they do, do it tough eh. i wonder why no one wants to become a nurse :P

Post 43

Glad you are still mostly in one piece Mr Ho

Post 44

Just got home :)
The knees been cleaned up and didnt require a skin-graft.

Basically the lesson learned is to wear my kevlars.
If they had have been on; I would have walked to work that day.

As for the pros/cons of bike briding and their associated arguments - Some people enjoy motorbikes and accept the risks. Others don't like the risks so they wont ride.

Motorbike riders aren't ingorant to the facts - on the most part they are far more aware of them than non bike riders.

Thanks for the well-wishes. I should hopefully heal up nicely :)

Post 45

lol lucky prick :p most people get serious damage at that speed :P

so you've got 8 lives left ?

im on my 7th :(

Post 46

knowing Milenko he has a few less than 8 lives left.

Post 47

i expect he's played enough WoW that his body will just rez after x minutes if he ever dies for real anyway ;P

Post 48

Except then he'd have to run back to his body, so he probably wouldn't bother.

Post 49

-You guys are dead!
-UNdead actually.
-What? What happened?
-See there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, with girls 'ooh'ing and 'ahh'ing
-AND???
-We said **** IT, it was too far

Post 50

ahh forgot about that - play more heroes lenko! none o that running back to your body shite!

Post 51

Its hard - need to keep the leg elevated so cant sit in a chair for long periods of time :(

Post 52

i like to elevate my leg too.

but we don't to talk about it. jeez.

Post 53

But at least I can keep mine up longer than a few minutes at a time.

ZING!

Post 54

at least i didn't smash my ****ed knee on my desk and am now in agonising pain!

BA-ZING!

Post 55

touche :(

Post 56

Did you know we have deer in Australia? It could have been a deer. Agg off ocau hit a deer on his bike a few years ago.

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Post 57

A buff or a camel would have been worse :p

Post 58

man, i'd hate to hit a buff camel on a motorbike!