w0073rz me!

Anyone who knows me knows that I'm unnaturally weak and unnaturally skinny (think of a stick, then twice the skinnyness :P). So I've finally decided to get off me but and get meself some weights. Some few weeks on I now have VISABLE BUMPAGE! 8)

So my ultimate plan is slowly coming to fruitation! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

If you're serious about putting on some muscle, it would probably be better to put on a few kilos, then tone & build it up. You're seriously skinny dood. :P

/me tries to raise floppy disk... /me watches wrist break

ruin, i know how you feel .. i used to be damn skinny (5'11 and only 60kg :shock: )
that was untill i discovered beer :) and put on 10 kg over a month :shock:

So, basically.... Your tunring into a muscle-head?

Err, why does someone who wants to put a bit of muscle on and tone up, automatically become a 'muscle-head'?

That's like calling someone who wants to buy a car a full blown 'motor-head'.

Was just taking a shot at Ruin. Besides, I didn't day he was a musclehead, just that he was *BECOMING* one, by wanting to buy a car you are one step closer to being a petrol head than someone who doesn't.

Ruin has taken two steps towards becoming a musclehead (Actually caring about his muscles, and admiring his own muscles). There is not obsessive about his muscles enough yet to be a muscle head, but he is closer to being one.

But then, lets not classify people. This was meant as a quick-shot at ruin, nothing more.

I got a $700 weights and bench in my shed I haven't used in 3-4 years.

Did it for one summer got top heavy (with out realising) rocked up to footy with everyone saying what happened to you (no 'roids btw). Muscle ment less speed etc so stopped doing weights and now it is just a beer gut :P

(I was benching 3 sets of 15 with 100kg on the bar no spotter and doing 21's with 50+ on the ezycurl)

If ya wanna tone ya arms 21's still do rock. Bit of a fatigue work out though.

21's = bicep curls 7 low, 7 high, 7 all the way with no break.
low = from straight arm to 90deg
high = from 90deg to up all the way

cains ya good and proper if done right.

damn now I sound like a muscle head so just to verify I have not done anything but drink and play on computers for years so any size I still have is just fat :P

Problem is rec, I can't seem to put on ANY fat whatsoever 8) Must all come out in pimples :P

Eaglehawk, I used to be like you. Actually took it as an evil sorta thing to care about stuff like muscles, but it gives me confidence and strength of course. And hopefully it'll get me some chicks ^_^ Or a chick, doesn't matter to me ^_^ I don't think I'll ever be a muscle head, these weights are the means to an end, not the end itself _~

As part of the plan, I've also got me some acne pills, and by the end of this year, I should have my braces off, then viola! You've got DROP DEAD SEXEH RUIN and his hordes of adoring women :P

lol love the plan :)

quote from my femal housemate "and all that just to get laid" :P

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As part of the plan, I've also got me some acne pills, and by the end of this year, I should have my braces off, then viola! You've got DROP DEAD SEXEH RUIN and his hordes of adoring women :P

Ruin, wake up. You were dreaming...

Geez, women just love to think we're two dimensional people who only want sex :cry: The statement should more be like "And all that just to get love" I mean, how is any girl gonna give me a chance if I'm a pimple farming, train tracks skinny fuck. I'm sick of it and I've had enough.

LOL Ruin, you want to put on the pounds? go work for McDonalds as a closing grill crew member - If the manager isn't a total prick, you get to eat as much as you want of the leftover food - if that hasn't thrown a few pounds on you after 6 months, then I officially hate you :P lucky bastard getting to eat whatever you want *grin*

she is a bit old for ya anyway ruin (she 29).

I got her a top for birthday or something that all it says on the front is ...
"Fancy a Shag"

she shares a house with me so I prob give her the wrong impression of guys in general :)

i just be fat.

*lifts mouse of mat for 3 seconds and starts sweating*

Sure you'll pick up girls ruin

but more importantly

Youll be fitter then ever before, live longer, have less risk of heart attack.

The possibilities are endless.

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you get to eat as much as you want of the leftover food - if that hasn't thrown a few pounds on you after 6 months, then I officially hate you :P lucky bastard getting to eat whatever you want *grin*

Well, Not Maccas, but close enough :( and no fat to be seen for miles - I guess you hate me :P

man im like 5'10 and 83kg's and im not to fat... just a small pot. to get lotza muscle... and big shoulders swim, i used to swim 7-9 times a week. morning and night..
i quit in grade 6 and im in year 11 still pulling off 30 seconds for free style 50m

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ruin, i know how you feel .. i used to be damn skinny (5'11 and only 60kg :shock: )
that was untill i discovered beer :) and put on 10 kg over a month :shock:

im 6'1, maybe 6'2, and dont think i even reach 65kg any more. hence my avatar (stickboy :)

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Geez, women just love to think we're two dimensional people who only want sex :cry: The statement should more be like "And all that just to get love" I mean, how is any girl gonna give me a chance if I'm a pimple farming, train tracks skinny fuck. I'm sick of it and I've had enough.

Ruin, trust me on this one, I'm not a hell of a lot older than you, but that stage passes. Eventually, you get to an age (as do the women type) where some women, the better ones in this case. are actually willing to give you a shot, regardless of whether you're a super-bonds-model or not. Sure they still have standards, but you'll find they're much more accepting of who you actually are, rather than if you look like Mr.Perfect.

But yeah, muscles are probably a way of gaining that first attraction and interest, although if a girl only wants to get to know you better because you look good, it's probably not the ideal type of interest you'd wanna be recieving anyway - Unless of course you stimply want a fuck-buddy or a one-nighter.

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Youll be fitter then ever before, live longer, have less risk of heart attack.

yet still be prone to the many countless ways of dieing :D

don't life too much too soon. and remember, if you body build, you lose flexibility and speed.

doens't mean much unless you do sports.

You only lose flexability if you do it wrong, and speed.. I woulda thought you'd go faster :?

But the increased muscle adds increased weight.

Improved leg muscles -> more speed

but your upper body muscles are just extra weight.

Plus, with more inertia (due to mass) you lose turning/stopping ability.

Look at me -> I'm horribly unfit but I can run pretty fast when I need to. Long legs and a mass of about 40-50Kg, leg muscles get a little exercise from the constant walking about that I do but its mostly just low weight that gives me that.

You need to feel good about yourself so that you can appear confident. Chicks like confidence but that doesn't mean you have to be an arrogant pig. So you have to look at all the fucked up stuff in your life that causes you trouble and change it. Stop chasing after chicks... just forget about them. The point is that you have to concentrate on YOU. Once you feel good about yourself the confidence will come and the chicks will see it. Well.. that's how it's meant to work anyway.

Also remember that anything like running will make you lose weight and keep you skinny. That also goes for weights too though. I can't remember how it all works with the reps, etc... but you need to keep your heart rate down as even doing weights can be cardio to an extent and have the opposite effect that you want.

Anyway GL with it ruin. I would do weights too but it's hard getting motivated :)

What are you looking to do exactly ruin?
Ive went through a similar stage of mind as you a few months back, all is going according to plan :)

Yeah Imitation, that's what I'm tryin to do ^_~

Blue, the muscle building is part of a year long plan to get me a life so to speak :P

Muscle building, acne pills, finally being finished with the braces (3 yeras even though they said 18 months? :cry: ) Is the looks side of it. Which will get me confidence (already is) and hopefully indirectly make me a better person ^_^

good on ya :)

hmm.. I'm in a sort of year long life improvement too.. 6 months in and nothing's happened yet. Maybe I should actually DO something :D Infact, that's it! If YOU are going to do something then I am too lol.. now if only I can go to bed at a reasonable time, get up at a reasonable time (instead of 2:30pm today for example) and GO GO GO.

Ruin, you may choose not to answer this, but how do you relate to people in general? It can be a part of your plan,

It's all about attitude dude, if you come across as confident, intelligent and thoughtful, the girls will be falling over themselves (well, k, slight exaggeration, but anyway :P) but if you need to do this to focus yourself, then good on ya - having a plan isn't a bad thing at all

I'm not sure exactly how I relate to people, it sorta changes depending on my mood :cry:

It's sometimes really hard to be nice to people when there's so much shit flying around. But I'm generally much better than most people (my age :P) and try to bring intelligence and humour to what I say, but sometimes it's too much.

Instead of taking pills to stop acne, which affects the hormones in the body and screw up both putting on fat and mussel, use benzyl peroxide creams. 2.5% so it doesn’t burn your face and use moisturizing cream. Don’t touch the pimples as irritation spreads them, pop them only when they are too big and you are sure they will pop out. Imploding pimples are disastrous. Use moisturizing cream once a day, after you shave and if there are any cuts on the face. Use the 2.5% cream at night only if your sure there are no cuts on the face as that would have a reverse effect with irritation. Best if you apply the cream just before you go to bed so you don’t notice the dull burning sensation. After about two weeks the skin starts to temporarily change and there will be noticeably less outbreaks and this routine becomes easier to keep up. Try not to wash the face with soap or water.

The pills I'm taking are antibiotics which stops the bacteria that cause acne multiplying which then they eventually die. I don't think it effects the hormones at all... and the ONLY side effects I heard of from the doc that got em for me says the skin might be a little prone to sunburn in summer.

I have tried many many creams and all that, all to no avail. They might help a little bit but they don't get rid of the cause of the problem. I do use a moisturiser once a day (when mum remembers to buy more for me :x ) though to clean up the pores.

Besides, sometimes I just can't help popping those zits!

True there.

Last I heard you found zit-popping addictive. Hope you can break the habit.

God ruin you looking sexy ;) 8)

ROFL jokes dude ;)