You know you've played too much Counterstrike when...

In RL

- Instead of checking out the chicks as you walk down the main street you check out the alleys and buildings for 'camping spots'

- Before turning ANY blind corner you stop and listen for footsteps

- If you have ever tried to crouch while jumping

- If you have ever tried to bunnyhop around your room/office

- If you go to your local gun club and refuse to touch a glock

- If you scream PWNED as you drag someone off at the lights

- If you mutter NOOB everytime someone cuts you off on the footpath

- You catch yourself second-glancing at people with backpacks

- You feel naked without your kevlar

Pls continue :)

Quote from CoCoBuckeTs:

- If you scream PWNED as you drag someone off at the lights

hahahahahaha i love this one :lol:

yeah, you know you're in trouble when you start articulating typos

* If when walking past innocent bystanders you realise you dnot have a use key

*When walking with your mates at laest one of you faces the other way

Reaps, Thats not necessarily CS related :P

Heh if your a siamese twin :P

or drunk :P

- Someone asks you a question and you say "Roger that".

- When someone asks if you want to go camping, you go and hide under the stairs.

lol jump crouching with the legs flailing I still do that :P and I not the only guilty one I know alot of my mates are guilty of that (swerve is another big jump croucher as passing a doorway where your mates are camping "watching tv")

Quote from CoCoBuckeTs:

- If you have ever tried to crouch while jumping

you've seen gobbles and i at zone 3, haven't you.

When you hear something funny and you say LOL.
Now people, no matter how much of a geek you are, it is never ok to say 'lol'. At this point, give your computer to charity.

when you side step (strafe) around corners.... :shock:

When U see the Mother inlaw. U say " enemy spotted "

Pally -I've seen you do it at Tennis trying to smash :P

Sly- ROFL- TEAM FALL BACK!!

yeah I know the feeling, I was telling coco today before he posted this off.

I was walking through town to the bank and usually walking through the maul on the way there most males would check out the chicks. But not today as I walked through the maul I checked out the raised garden beds thinking that's good spot to camp behind & lots of cover hmm that back ally is an good escape path dark also hmm good camping spot. When I got to a corner of a building I tread lightly to hear if anyone is there before going around. Going up stairwells I tend to tread lightly so I won't be heard. :roll:

I think I played to much CS & laser tag...... :o

Coco and Sly....'Negative'

'Must make good impression', 'must make good impression'.

Said while rocking back and forth in a catatonic state.

*When confronted by many people in the same room you automatically charge the nearest one and use him for cover from his mates, whilst simultaneously looking for cover and exits from the room*

*When you suffer pain you can see faint red arrows from the direction of most pain*

Wortel says "LoL" and "Rofl" in RL :)

*When you don't go outside.

*When having your photo taken, you walk into walls after the flash.

- When you walk across bridges, you look below and behind you.

- When you mow the lawn you try run down people

- When fixing your computer, you think which wire to cut

- when you walk up stairs backwards, looking up at the next set of stairs to see if anyone is coming.

- when you call "fire in the hole!" when throwing rubbish in the bin, or just throwing anyting.

Quote from Warlock:
- when you call "fire in the hole!" when throwing rubbish in the bin, or just throwing anyting.

I can think of some real bad times to call out that one.

- You decide to set your tent up outside your (supposedly much hated) sister's bedroom door.

the first and last time i said lol was after Evo 2 when i went to my gf's house.

she said something that i thought was funny and i responded lol...

she kinda looked at me funny and said..."What?..."

i was like..."err....i mean...Ha...ha...ha..."

funny when i think about it though :p

hahaha! Seqo, that would have been really funny.. you should have taped it.. cause i could seriously see you saying that, and then the whole coverup thing as well.. heheheh

shhhh :P

my gf's face was the funniest bit...:D

yeha i said that when we were talking at school and i said lol and everyone went quiet and looked at me i was liek urrrrrm yeah hahaha :oops:

remind me to use that LoL trick to freak someone out.

- you start using your microphone when playing with bots (eh, Darkwolf?)

and for the boys when you refer to girls as something from "when you was a boy" :P

Quote from Aravi Nemiji:
[quote:71fc089719="Warlock"]- when you call "fire in the hole!" when throwing rubbish in the bin, or just throwing anyting.

I can think of some real bad times to call out that one.[/quote:71fc089719]

Hahaha i can think of some things to go with that as well but i don't think that shoudl be discussed in public ;) :p

do u mean put a ping pong ball in the lool and plaing battle ships
lol

/me is guilty in thinking in terms of mIRC :)

another thing that happens when i finish playing csafter a while is when i am chatting on icq/msn i tend to type everything with the letter "Y" infron of the sentance cauase as u know to type in cs u gotta press y than type

Yeh I do that SOOOO much! So annoying... :roll: