the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty...
Something That Will Make U Go Ewwwwwwwwwww
33 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
Hey think about all the lil kiddies in the world pissing in it
Post 3
If you got a laugh from that, I heartily recommend this site: www.dolphinsex.org
I'll summerize with quotes for you lazy buggers:
"Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such."
"When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.)"
"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward...."
"You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in a accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship."
Eww.
Post 4
damm wolf when people said you find werid sites i didnt belive them now i do
Post 5
wolf a sick fool :lol:
Post 6
You're one sick fuck Wolf. ^_~
Post 7
I think Hitoriki's avatar says it all, really.
Darkwolf.
Post 8
seriously wolf where do u find this shit????????
man u need a life :D
Post 9
I draw your attention to this!
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Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
I can't believe this sick shit!
Post 10
thats disgusting
Post 11
>_<
Post 12
i didnt read hit's last post casue of
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I can't believe this sick shit!
Post 13
:shock:
OMG.....that is so very very wrong.
Post 14
I'd love to be able to think that this was just a joke, but it isn't, it's a sick bastard who actually telling you how to copulate AND root a dolphin, ewww.
Post 15
:shock: :shock: :shock:
my innocence.... gone!!!
Im ruined from reading that stuff.... scary
Post 16
Hehehe
It is bad, I agree. :P
I just found it browsing one day. I forget what I was looking for. Information about dolphins I think. I just have bad luck when using the internet. :P
Post 17
arrest that sik pupp
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Post 18
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It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females
o.m.f.g.
Post 19
my god
Post 20
Quote:
It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females
LOL
who wrote this?
Post 21
You don't read threads before you post do you Knight? It's from the website Wolfspirit posted mate.
EDIT: sorry dark, just that you both got ghey similar names, rainwulf too *grins*
Post 22
Quote from TheRealMadCow:
You don't read threads before you post do you Knight? It's from the website Darkwolf posted mate.
OI! Somehow I think you don't read threads before you post - it was Wolfspirit who posted that link, not me :)
Darkwolf.
Post 23
wolves eat cows.... :twisted:
i think :evil:
s i c k shit. fortunately i let other peruse its contents. don't really think that that is worth my time.
Post 24
Quote from TheRealMadCow:
You don't read threads before you post do you Knight? It's from the website Wolfspirit posted mate.
EDIT: sorry dark, just that you both got ghey similar names, rainwulf too *grins*
hey hey
i got a U in my name. hehe
just call me rain, then everyone knows who i am.
Post 25
LOL.. I remember sending the Dolphin sex site to all my friends on ICQ a few years ago.. It was the funniest thing.. everyone was like WTF!! I honestly cannot remember how I got to it.. actually that's kind of scary now I think about it.. lol. Anyway all I can say is that at least it is a friggin Dolphin and not a Dog, Cat, Horse, etc.. I know it's ALL weird.. but like I said at least it's a Dolphin.. a smart, intelligent animal with real feelings and human like emotions.. (not saying other animals aren't like this but just read the site ffs and you'll understand what I mean).. and now I prolly sound like a Dolhpin fscker myself.. haha.. oh well. Actually.. I feel sorry for the Dolphins...
Post 26
lol... yessum imitation you do now sond like someone with a dolpin fetish ( not that theres anything wrong with that ( seinfield fans) )
i hate dolphins but with the posts ive been reading from you guys im glad for the dolphins that there arent many in darwin.... :P
Post 27
is it cuz their smarter than you?
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Post 28
oh my gosh kowboy your so right!
a quote....
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if theyre so smart why do they keep getting stuck in those nets?
cartman you rock my world
Post 29
Korny had better post something quick - Kowboy is looking to steal his lamer crown.
Post 30
Quote from Lilu:
lol... yessum imitation you do now sond like someone with a dolpin fetish ( not that theres anything wrong with that ( seinfield fans) )
i hate dolphins but with the posts ive been reading from you guys im glad for the dolphins that there arent many in darwin.... :P
ME ME ME ME ME ME
i am a BIG seinfeld fan 1 of my missions in life is to watch every epidode i am about 20 off it at the moment
if anyone has any seinfeld episodes on there computer please let me know
i only got 1 the putro rican day
Post 31
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
hehehehe....
Post 32
Quote from Lilu:
if theyre so smart why do they keep getting stuck in those nets?
They can explode bladders with their brains .
and humans are just plain barstads
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Post 33
Hey kowboy, i just noticed your signature picture there is also a face upside down!!! Go me!!