Thought Pizza Delivery Driving was easy well READ THIS.

55 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

Well today here I am deliverying a pizza to a house and this girl comes out..

So far nothing abnormal.

Then to my right some dood comes running out saying ?? "Who the F*$% is this guy. And with that WACK dood runs up and punches me in the head.

Jumps on top and smacks me again, I turn and grab him, kick him once then some dood from across the road comes and pulls him off of me.

FUK DAT.

Turns out that they had been broken up for 3 weeks and he thought I was the new man.. REAL bad pains in my ribs, ahh well he is getting charged for assault .. And I get my just deserves ...

Bah

Post 2

Ouch that's gotta hurt... :(

I guess pizza delivering isn't that safe at all anyway.

Post 3

a quote from the TV show pizza on SBS

pauly," pizza dilvary its a dangorus bussiness"[/quote]

Post 4

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Post 5

thats gotta suck unseen, thank god i still dont work there and deliver, i would broken in 2 :( was he a big guy? or could ya taken him?

get better...and deliver the people of darwin what they need...mmm foood

Post 6

Its pov wankers like that who are fucking up society.

Post 7

you'd think the uniform would have clued him in wouldn't you :P

Post 8

A little off topic but ohh well :D

Hey i learnt a cool thing about being beaten up by gangs, what you do is say 6 people mob you, instead of trying to fend off all of them focus all your attention on one bloke and beat the living shit out of him so hard he either dies or has to be taken to hospital, after they kick the shit out of you, tell the police and that you busted one bloke up enough he needs to go to hospital, there bam you got one person unless he is a maschoist and enjoys pain.

Post 9

Brings a whole new meaning to customer relations :lol: .... well at least your ok mate and he is getting what he deserves.

Post 10

Quote from Mephiston:
you'd think the uniform would have clued him in wouldn't you :P

that and the fact that he was probably carrying a bag of pizza's

Post 11

Whoops dud post accidently quoted insted of edit :roll:

Post 12

dude that sucks was the chick good looking or what? and did she get her pizza?

Post 13

Sue the shit outta him and take the girl.

Post 14

Welcome to the real world man. Though the guy must have been an idiot to go to you who was probably carrying a pizza. ^o^

Seriously though, bad luck, but it could have been worse. I'd been in a few situations where a customer wanted to thump me, but I usually just stand up straight (I usually slouch a little) and they wimp out... On the other hand the number of half naked 70 year old blokes asking me to 'come in and have a drink' when dropping off the pizza's was not a nice thing. ~_~

Post 15

Quote from What's his name:
On the other hand the number of half naked 70 year old blokes asking me to 'come in and have a drink' when dropping off the pizza's was not a nice thing. ~_~

LoL

Post 16

No need to quote the damn entire post if all you're going to do is comment on it with one word

Post 17

sorry i quoted the wrong person i was ment to qoute steve's plus i got sun stroke from beening at teh beach all day but hey it was worth it with all the jai bait around :mrgreen:

Post 18

ouch !

Post 19

this is the first time in Dominoes history in Darwin that this has happened.

its not an every day occurence

Post 20

on a lighter note, When i was working at Pizza hut, so lost count how many half naked females come out to meet me :)

I not going to say what happen to me.... butone of my friends said one lady didnt have any money, so she blew him ... :) and he said that was enough and left...

Sorry Kurt, seems like you were in the wrong place at the wrong time... :(

Post 21

Quote from tn1:
on a lighter note, When i was working at Pizza hut, so lost count how many half naked females come out to meet me :)

I not going to say what happen to me.... butone of my friends said one lady didnt have any money, so she blew him ... :) and he said that was enough and left...

Sorry Kurt, seems like you were in the wrong place at the wrong time... :(
thats the good thing about this heat it makes evryone sit at home half naked so yeah a pizza delivery job wouldn't be that bad :lol: untill what happen to unseen happens bad luck man just in the wronge place at the wronge time i hope u sue the shit out of hte dude

Post 22

lol wait till the pizza dude or anyone for that matter comes to knights house rofl
he hates the heat and clothes and cant be fucked for NO ONE to put them on :)
its too hot to wear cloths hence why at dga i wear singlets

Post 23

Quote from Knight Of Nih:
lol wait till the pizza dude or anyone for that matter comes to knights house rofl
he hates the heat and clothes and cant be fucked for NO ONE to put them on :)
its too hot to wear cloths hence why at dga i wear singlets

the poor delivery boy he will have nightmares lucky we get pick up oh and is it just me but have any of u seen a chick delivering pizza me have neva seen a chick?

Post 24

At domino's casuarina we have 2 female drivers .. not good looking but last time I looked they were female

Post 25

ok then me neva seen a female drivers so u still going to work there or what and u neva answered my other question did the girl look nice?

Post 26

rofl unseen you can say that again. but your right man, this never ever happens....and plus at the end of it youll get a big ass pay out :lol: 8)

sucks you got beaten up though, but what can you do. at least now the dude where he should be. in a jail cell.

Post 27

Quote from Skinny:
u neva answered my other question did the girl look nice?Quote from Unseen:
not good looking but last time I looked they were female

Post 28

Aravi that was the wrong thing you have quoted there.

The girl was not good looking

And the part about the females was for the drivers.

Read what is being posted.

OUCH !!!! . My side f*$king hurts like hell ..

Post 29

but you get like cash yeah? and the guy's in jail or something.. Now you just have to get the girl, let him beat you up again and sue - second time after being charged :P = more money.. rinse and repeat

Post 30

lol captn sounds like somone knows what there doing :lol:

Post 31

Quote from Heretic:
at least now the dude where he should be. in a jail cell.

bahahhaha
this is darwin, you can kill people and get a suspended sentence

judiciary are a bunch of softcocks, but they think they're tough
other day one of these big toughies says....

"you beat this woman to death, you're a monster!!!!!, 10 years, parole in 5"

....soft

assault? he'll get a fine :P

Post 32

yep it stinks
for murder they should be hung or shot or anything else that kills em
for rape cut of there willy
for stealing cut off a finger
its simple easy and it will reduce the crime for sure

Post 33

nah but i think this one will be in a physco ward because he was smoking to much weed. i mean usually you dont go around bashing people in a pizza uniform unless there is something wrong with you, and he showed unseen a mull plant, just after he bashed him or something, so im thinking thats what did it.

Post 34

called go to the the police press charges then take him to court for damages

:D

but still how big was the bloke :?

he bashed you up and you where wearing a uniform ? what a bloke :shock:

Post 35

hahahaha....hey unseen...HE made you dance :P.....hahahahahaha..

seriously though...was she hot?

Post 36

Quote from Milenko:
hahahaha....hey unseen...HE made you dance :P.....hahahahahaha..

seriously though...was she hot?
dude already asked that and nah she wasn't really
oh and unseen got any pictures of yaself after the beating or what?

Post 37

hahahahha shit ..

Post 38

got nudding ..

The dood has been processed , the police officer who was looking after me came to my work to check that I was ok .. Yeah the guy will be in court in a few weeks and yeah should be all sorted after that

Post 39

than u will get some money for the traumer and u can get a new vid card

Post 40

Quote from Knight Of Nih:
than u will get some money for the traumer and u can get a new vid card

Should :) maybe a new soundcard aswell .. :)

Post 41

Quote from Harbinger:
[quote:11eba8af87="Heretic"]at least now the dude where he should be. in a jail cell.

bahahhaha
this is darwin, you can kill people and get a suspended sentence[/quote:11eba8af87]

"Don't blame me", begins a phrase with some currency in Darwin, "I voted CLP".

That said, it's not that simple. The NT News have a marvellously flexible method for presenting the facts, viz:

Do the facts, honestly and completely presented, make people angry or sickened? If yes, flog 'em front page. If no, chop crap out until they do.

Quote from Harbinger:
"you beat this woman to death, you're a monster!!!!!, 10 years, parole in 5"

In the NT, a full murder charge, subject to legal defenses, attracts a life sentence without parole. Manslaughter can attract 10 to life, and dangerous act leading to death can attract up to 10 (14, if you're intoxicated).

Our assailant here will probably be charged with assault, and possibly dangerous act leading to bodily harm. If he was stoned he'll get additional time. But the sentencing on assault is more flexible for judges.

Remember, though: for every big problem, there is answer which is simple, popular, and wrong.

Post 42

*confused*

Post 43

also good to see im not the only one posting at 3am on christmas day :p

Post 44

Quote from Milenko:
also good to see im not the only one posting at 3am on christmas day :p

We've already opened all our presents. "Sod youse all". Had the family over and we had a fondue, with proper F-U Kirsch made by a Swiss family. No alcohol rating, but I reckon you could run a car with it. Mind you we were supposed to have a Raclette, but the machine is b0rken.

It's cool being in an Australian-Seychelloise-Swiss-Dutch family.

Post 45

LOL.....

Yeh my best mate and his family are all swiss.
Went there for a kick arse dinner and to open all the pressies tonight :)
I could tell you what i had for tea, but i cant pronounce any of the fkn names :p

Post 46

damn it i wanna get bashed now :P

well not really but it would be nice to get some new shit :)

Post 47

Yep Coco told me all about it Unseen I didn't believe him at first but hay shit happens & the dickhead will be charged good job. But I'm sure the NT gov have got something in placed called crime victims compensation or something like that, you get money but it depends how much it affected you. Just say you can't sleep at nights & get chest pains all the time when you breathe. You should at least put in a claim form cuz I heard some one got nearly about "000 compensation for getting bashed.

But no ones wants to get bashed in the first place even for "000 sif
Unless you are disparate & really need that sound card. lol

Post 48

well actually i wouldnt mind getting bashed for 1000 bucks. Long as no weapons were used.

Post 49

its got nothing to do with the payout.

You guys need to understand that I wasnt able to move for 2 days, and had my side brused .. Its way beyond compensation

Post 50

yes and that he cant just beat up people that are doing there joba nd dilvering pizza's cause he is upset that his woman dont woman sold him

Post 51

Quote from Unseen:
this is the first time in Dominoes history in Darwin that this has happened.

its not an every day occurence

lol I'm glad to hear it.. I start on Sunday cause they needed drivers really bad out here in Palmo. The pay seems pretty good.. how much do you earn Unseen?

May have a better job coming up in a few weeks though :) Really hope I get it.

Post 52

Quote from StarScream:
But I'm sure the NT gov have got something in placed called crime victims compensation or something like that, you get money but it depends how much it affected you.

This arises because of the old distinction between civil and criminal wrongs in the law. In a civil case, you drag the person into court and you sue them for damages. This is still possible: you can still sue an attacker for some form of monetary compensation, although in some jurisdictions any criminal case removes the option of a civil case. I'm not sure which way the NT goes on it.

I don't think that trying to import some kind of mutant hybrid between insurance and civil damages into the criminal law will be a good idea in the long run. It might have been better to go the other way, and go "Icelandic":

http://mises.org/fullstory.asp?control=1121

But the age in which we live - alas! :)

Post 53

Yeah what about OJ Simson.. he was found not guilty (or whatever) in a criminal court.. and then his wifes parents took him to a civil court and he was found guilty.. that is just plain screwed up.

Post 54

Quote from Imitation:
Yeah what about OJ Simson.. he was found not guilty (or whatever) in a criminal court.. and then his wifes parents took him to a civil court and he was found guilty.. that is just plain screwed up.

Welcome to the American Inquisitorial system where the judges and lawyers are trained by television. :P

Post 55

Quote from Imitation:
Yeah what about OJ Simson.. he was found not guilty (or whatever) in a criminal court.. and then his wifes parents took him to a civil court and he was found guilty.. that is just plain screwed up.

Actually it makes good sense.

In a criminal trial, the accused faces a deprivation of their liberty. This is a very serious matter, not one to be taken likely. Therefore the law demands of people who make accusations that they must prove them beyond "all reasonable doubt". Otherwise it'd be too easy to get your enemies locked up, and civil society and liberty would suffer as a result. In OJ Simpson's criminal trial, there was a lot of evidence linking him to the murder, but there were also gaps and flaws. The jury decided that there was a reasonable possibility - not necessarily a big one, but it was there - that OJ didn't commit the crime. Since they were not completely convinced of his guilt, OJ's presumed innocence stood and he was freed.

In a civil trial, the burden of proof is lighter and more evenly spread between the parties. No longer must the accuser prove every accusation beyond reasonable doubt. Some claims must be proved by the accuser, and some disproved by the accused - and the decision is to be made on the balance of evidence. That is, whoever's case seems most likely to be true. Thus, while there were still problems with the accuser's case, it was found to be more likely that OJ had committed the murder than not.

Because civil cases are more lax, they cannot lead to criminal sanctions, ie, the deprivation of liberty. Instead the family of OJ's wife were awarded damages expressed financially. OJ was fined.

Of course in some legal systems (such as the medieval icelandic system discussed in my link above) are purely civil: all crimes against you lead to civil action. Most interesting of all about the icelandic system was that you could sell your right to sue someone who'd wronged you. The poor could sell their case to a person who could afford to pursue it, meaning that the state was completely unnecessary in enforcing criminal sanctions. It's a good article, go read it. :)