Allow me to do an impression via text.
Sydney Baggage Handlers - "Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane. Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane. Ug see... computer?! Ooo. Ug like shiny. Ug KICK shiny! Hahaha! Shiny make tinkling sounds! Ug KICK shiny to Arg! Arg kick shiny back! Ug kicks the shiny back to Arg! More tinkling noises! Arg throws shiny high up in air, SMASH! Ug laugh! Ug jump up and down on shiny! Arg help! Ug see supervisor coming, uh oh, supervisor going to ruin Ug's fun! Ug get off box. Ug watch as supervisor jumps up on shiny. Stoopid supervisor taking Ug's fun. Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane. Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane. Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane. <three hours pass> Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane. Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane. Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane. Ug see supervisor finally finish jumping on shiny. Ug jumps up and down on shiny again! Finally, shiny all broken and not shiny anymore. Ug load shiny in plane. Ug see bag. Ug load bag in plane..."
These people went on strike like a few years ago hey? Well, all I can say is this; when I own the world, you fucking people will be paid in beans. And it will be an extremely small can of homebrand beans, too. Why?
My computer is completely rooted.
Apparently, it was dropped/kicked/shot so hard that the circuts on the motherboard popped off. The amount of force needed to dislodge those things, by dropping, is insane. Try it with an old 486 someday. We're talking about a four or five metre (at bare minimum) straight drop onto concrete here; on an object I had huge "FRAGILE" stickers on every surface and that was in a computer case and obviously a computer (and therefore fragile) with all the original padding and more. Naturally, the mobo is rooted (see above for definition). Both hard drives, naturally, gone. RAM fell out somewhere and is probably rooted also. Case is possibily salvagable, but that's only if I can bend/bash it into shape in various places. Internals, including video card/modem, all fell out and are possibly wrecked but I havn't tested them yet (testing capability is extremely limited without another computer to test them in). This is all on a BRAND NEW, ",000 system. Fortunately it's insured, but they're gunna make us pay "00 anyway and they're gunna only replace with what 'they deem an adaquate replacement'; Be prepared for another post bitching about what they replace it WITH (486, 8mb RAM, Trident S3...).
Monitor, keyboard, mouse all work. But they were in a seperate bag.
I'm pretty sure I know where the damage occured. The people at Darwin were wonderful; they shipped out the computers seperately and hand loaded them onto the trolly and plane, they put extra weight warnings and fragile stickers onto the thing, and all sorts of stuff. The bitch at Sydney airport just said, "I can't handload everything" and before I could grab it back and take it on as hand luggage she pressed the button and loaded it up the ramp. (Wzzzt... fallflipCRASH. Wzzzt... fallflipCRASH. Wzzzt... (disappears around a corner)... CRASH.) You can imagine the sinking feeling I got when I left the domestic checkin.
And so my brand new computer is completely rooted (see first paragraph). Everything except the video card (A Voodoo Banshee; replacement cost, "5) and the modem (33k; replacement cost, "5) was almost certainly totaled. The motherboard for certain I can say is rooted. Bye bye the 50GB of unsorted stuff I leached at the last DGA LAN.
I've still got my Laptop, but it's a 300mhz bitch with 32mb RAM and no 3D card. I've linked it up to my monitor and keyboard and whatnot, so that's how I'm posting this.
In other news; I am in Canberra, and started the first part of my course today. Looking forward to things to come. This city absolutely BLEW me away with how cool it is. The whole place is absolutely awesome, and I really think I did well to choose to do my tertiary study here. ANU Campus rocks the house, and I'm so very happy. Apart from the fucked computer, of course, which is naturally causing a significant amount of rain on my parade. Otherwise, things are awesome.