Does your computer name mean anything?

33 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

This is one thing I've been wanting to post about for a while now, but keeps slipping my mind. Food for thought, if you will.

Most people name their computers, either after themselves, or giving them an individual name of their own. For instance, whenever I get a new motherboard, I give my computer a different name. On my Socket 478 system, my computer was called Noctis; on this Socket A system, my computer is called Pheonix. While the former was simply a cool name, the latter I put some serious thought onto. The Pheonix is a mythological bird of flame, which immolates and destroys itself in a vast explosion after it's time in this world is at an end. Due to this system being an Athlon, I thought it oddly appropriate.

However, it got me thinking. Some people take the concept a little further, even assign personalities, traints and other identifying characteristics to their computers. For instance, some consider their computers female, others male; the machine can be cranky, seductive, old, sexy, prone to fits of rage... After watching every episode of Animatrix on DVD, it got me thinking. How many of you here, unintentionally or by design, give your computers a personality? I suppose the question can extend to cars, homes, other inanimate possessions. How many of you treat your more commonly used possessions like pets? Who becomes jelious after someone else uses it?

Post 2

Jealous? lol. What an odd concept ^_^

My computer is named Holly. Has been for a long time for the simple fact that Holly is the coolest computer EVER!!

Post 3

Sif U like Red Dwarf Ruin :)

Interesting thoughts Wolfie, I dont classify inanimate objects with a gender though.. But I think I will rename my machine B1-66-ER after watching the DVD though..

Post 4

Giving objects a gender isn't new. Ships, for instance, are always referred to as 'she'; often fondly by their captains. It is a standard joke for the captain's wife to say she is his 'second wife'.

Post 5

mm lets see now

i have a workgroup "rainwulf"

and then i have "game"
"server"
"laptop"
and "webserv"

LOL

the names perfectly match the roles!!!!!

Post 6

Heres one for ya. My computer is called "SPEEDY"

(After my poor dead little pet mouse who lived a good 2 years then died)
Kinda like most of my computer parts .... hmmm! That was unintentional

Post 7

Quote from ruin:
Jealous? lol. What an odd concept ^_^

My computer is named Holly. Has been for a long time for the simple fact that Holly is the coolest computer EVER!!

HAL2000

Post 8

Momiji - Japanese word for Maple Leaf.

Origin - Can't tell you that. :P

Why? - Why not?

Personality - Not assigned by me, taken on by the computer of its own free will....

Cranky Fscking Bitch.... :P

My brothers' computers are called AthlonXP and HarryPothead.... one is computer illiterate and the other is young... :P

my planned computer (Barton XP w00t!) will probably be called: Taki

Post 9

Holly owns HAL :D

Post 10

Quote from ruin:
Holly owns HAL :D

i cant let you do that dave

Post 11

tn1 my machine

DGA SERVERS
Voyager
Enterprise
Pheonix.... get my drift :)

oh and my laptop was deltaflyer :wink:

Post 12

past tense tn1? what happened?? a bourbon in the wrong place?

Post 13

my comp is called 'pandora's box' pretty much i had just finished reading a anne rice book called 'pandora' and she is a funky chick, so well, my comp is a box, so i added box on the end.... there you go!

my comp is a moody bitch.... a girl, i guess its the car thing, anything mechanical is most commonly a she so yeah.... i know she dosnt love me, but loves meph more. if im nice she works, if i yell and scream nothing comes about....

Post 14

Mine takes its name from my own internal mythology :P

IronClad - LTAC Suppresion and Control Division

Post 15

Quote from Aravi:
Mine takes its name from my own internal mythology :P

IronClad - LTAC Suppresion and Control Division

internal mythology? cant you get drugs for that?

Post 16

I named mine orac after the computer in Blake 7. LOL that shows my age... :roll:

Masato

Post 17

Btw, Holly was orignally named HAL :D

Post 18

hrmmm at one point the network I used was

Optimus
Megatron
Starscream

and my current Pc will soon be
Hotrod

........... WHAT? :P

Post 19

Chonji "the heaven the earth"
Tegah
Choi
Yulgok "a philosopher and scholar"

Router
Firewall

First 4 are TKD pattern names - Korean words from past dynasties - cant remeber all the translations

Post 20

Name for a computer - ummm, ok.

At LAN's I call it Xaine, so people know who they're getting stuff from. Other than that, it's just "my computer".

I've called my daughters Ashleigh and Jamie, but they're real people :wink:

Post 21

Eaters PC, and incedetly any game i ever host, is called Bambi.

No its not the shy mobile venison we all know and love.

Its the first Porn i can remember watching

Bambi The Love Goddess

From then on
i

was

different
:)
:)

Post 22

sadly enough my computer is unoriginally called SperO

evo3 Terminator made the mistake of letting me set up his windows

anyone remeber the computer and workgroup called SperORocks

Post 23

Quote from Xaine:

I've called my daughters Ashleigh and Jamie, but they're real people :wink:

but so is a computer :D

Post 24

Stormy is the name of my baby.

Post 25

FUTA

Post 26

main desktop - Buddha - sits down for hours to meditate on the simplest of tasks despite screaming, prayer, sacrifice etc.
laptop - Boris - looks like a russian tank...works like a heap of sh*t

this is kind of ironic considering that they were never named on particular traits - they instead adopted them after they were named, i'm sure of it.

Post 27

my computers name is computer :| wow no offence...but don't u feal embaressed to have a name for your computer?

Post 28

My computers name is "Devil_May_Cry".

If i change it, it will be Dante.

I LOVE THE GAME.

Exo, its in reference to the computers digital name. Like, its name on a network.

I personally dont say "ok, time to turn on Devil may cry and play some cs now".

Post 29

Quote from exodus*:
don't u feal embaressed to have a name for your computer?

No.

Post 30

I cant believe so many people have names for the puters. I shall have to think of one...........

Post 31

My computer = Me

Plain and simple!

Post 32

Quote from Milenko:
My computers name is "Devil_May_Cry".

If i change it, it will be Dante.

I LOVE THE GAME.

:) Go the Devil child! :P Bought the game 2nd hand for PS2 don't know what I was thinkign should've bought it first hand. Oh well may as well wait for the 2nd one to drop in price quite a bit.

Main Machine - Parenthesis
Server - Paritian
Friend's machine - Peragainis
Parent's machine - Poriguon.

Dunno how that came up but I like it :P

Post 33

My PC doesn't have a name, but I'm gonna go with Lilu on this one - all machines are female.

My car, though it doesn't have a name, it is DEFINITELY female. In fact of course all cars are. Cars are something you:

1. spend plenty of money on
2. look great when they're newly washed and shiny, but look shit when they're not
3. can be temperamental and piss you off for no good reason
4. are unpredictable at best

That about sums it up for me :D (hope my wife doesn't read this) lol