where are you gonna end up in the after-life?

click me!

see where you are going to go when you die.

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

mmm yay!!
for those not been to the site, there are 10 levels.

I got the seveth layer too :P
That's good right ? :twisted:

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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

ummm.....OK, thats nice to know.....LOL!

Level 3 Gluttonous Very High

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First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Extreme Mouhaha :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

bah i'll stay 6ft under 8)

9th...wtf??? And I almost picked all the nice answers hahahaha

Does anyone else think lvl 2 is incredibly tame for me

or am I a goody two shoes...relatively :S

actually there's only 9 levels :) i ended up in the city of dis...lvl 6 :D

PSYCHO!

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

and his tail wrapped around him 6 times...

lvl 6 :P

there is no GOD...

i dont no how many of you have been to singapore, but theres a place there called the 7 courts of hell (9 courts? cant remember) and there is a huge long building in the shape of a dragon. you walk in one end and there are little sections - one for each court, and in the section there is a scene depicted by fibre glass statues being cut up and stuff...
i think one of them had something like "if you were disobedient at school and at home" and there was a staute of a kid being cut in half length ways...etc

freaky

seventh level :)

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers | Very Low
Level 2 - Lustful | Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous | High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious | High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy | Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics | Extreme
Level 7 - Violent | Extreme
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous | Extreme

yay for the extremes!!

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

YAY, sif hell

Damn only level 8

I only needed 2000 more XP points and I would of been level 9 :) :P

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

hehe i would rule this level of hell!!!!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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What a load of crap. So correct me if i'm wronge, but isnt god if there is a god suppost to be all forgiving and loves all no matter what they do? Yet unless your a Priest, nun or ned flanders your going to hell. Yet if you choose not to beleive in him/her its considered a sin and your on your way to hell, and thats just one example. It seems to me that if it isnt a load of crap, then 99.9% of the population is on their way to hell when they die. Even though i'm generaly a nice person, if i do one thing wronge in the 80 odd years i'm alive i'm doomed to an afterlife of torture in hell. Seems like a fucked up system to me, for a being thats suppost to be all forgiving. On that if i have to be an angel to go to heaven, Heavens going to be major boring shit. So whats the point of living your life with out having any fun, just so you can spend all iternity having no fun in heaven.
But i dont beleive in this crap anyways, So i'm not worried.
:roll:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

Seems like this is done by a Catholic... I don't believe in purgatory.

What place is the friggin coldest? I don't wanna be there :mrgreen: they can fry or roast me... it won't hurt...but it'll sure be hell when it's friggin cold

The Seventh Level

Score - Extreme.

Im a nice guy, i swear.

I am the seventh. 8)

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell

IM a heretics :D

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

i'm sad :P

ooooh i get to talk philosophy for all eternity :D

I eat you all. 3rd Ring.

PS - it's based on the desciption of hell by Dante, which is not canonical.

And the basic premise of Christianity is that while it's easy to go to hell, it's also easy to get out. Play your sincere-repentance card and you're sprung. That's the theory.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Quote from El Presidente:

PS - it's based on the desciption of hell by Dante, which is not canonical.

Its a gay test that some 3yr old made up so that we can have a laugh.

4th Level of HELL weeeeeeeee

I really don't get it cause I said I believed in God and believed in sex after marriage and all this other stuff which isn't bad or anything yet I am going to level 9 of hell with satan himself ?? hahahha ohh well - I'm going with the Bible - If you have faith in God yuo will go to heaven no matter how bad you are he will always forgive if you have faith :D gotta love it

level 7. damn i missed out on being one of my self in lvl 6. :(

oh well im still Violent | Extreme :twisted:

Heretic. Heretic 8)

Quote from El Presidente:
I eat you all. 3rd Ring.

PS - it's based on the desciption of hell by Dante, which is not canonical.

And the basic premise of Christianity is that while it's easy to go to hell, it's also easy to get out. Play your sincere-repentance card and you're sprung. That's the theory.

Absolution before death works too. All one's sins are forgiven, then you die, and are thus unable to commit any more sins. Whee!

I thoguht i picked the right answers too... hey what was I expecting :P

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

woohoo.... i get to spent eternity with ceribus in the 3rd level of hell :twisted:

Masato

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

About 98% of my answers were honest..
sif 9th

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Quote from exodus*:
I'm going with the Bible - If you have faith in God yuo will go to heaven no matter how bad you are he will always forgive if you have faith :D gotta love it

Well here's the rub.

Is it faith alone that saves? Or "faith and works"? Do you just say you believe? Just believe? Or believe and act on the beliefs?

t'ain't never that easy :)

I was sent to the seventh level of hell .. seem to be quiet popular :P

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Well .... Why not?

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Hmmm....

Ah well, since I don't beleive in the afterlife, I'm safe :P

man, that sucks

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

woo party on the seventh level of hell :twisted: :twisted: