I Fired My Secretary...

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Post 1

Why I fired my Secretary .........

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day." Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out into the country to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ...

.....on the couch.......

......naked.

Post 2

ROFL
cool :twisted:

Post 3

hrmmm i wonder how that turned out? :P

Post 4

haha god youd feel like an utter d*ckhead :oops:

nice one seqo :wink:

Post 5

lol. poor bastard :)

Post 6

hmmm intresting

Post 7

Shut Up Skinny

Post 8

negative

Post 9

ahahaha!! ... ner ner.. serves him right for thinking about only sex

Post 10

OMG!!! Shit!!! Bad luck buddy...if that was a true stor...i feel so sorry for you...especially for yoour kids...fuck man...

Post 11

sif its tru

got that email 3 years ago

Post 12

ouch.

Post 13

Dank thats shitz is wacKED !!!

Post 14

uhh frenzal iz that the only thing you can say...?

Post 15

ahahah thats classic...similar to the radio prank that is in media centre. good shit :lol:

Post 16

so hes not really 45 ?

:shock:

Post 17

no i'm 17 ;)

still she got fired, damn teasers...

Post 18

i dont get it.... k.

Post 19

lol seqo you show that secretary :p

Post 20

This one is for you lesbojuice

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Dank thats shitz is wacKED !!!

Post 21

It is all he can say :roll:

Post 22

look man frenzal i was full sleepy

when saw that sheesh u didn't have to take it that

seriously man.

Post 23

heheh heard that one before... boy that'd be bad.... Makeing your wife think you are in affairs and stuff