tounge twister

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Post 1

Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen. One named I cum and one named No cum.
No cum marry pretty Chinese girl named No cum tu. For velly obvious reason
No cum and No cum tu not have any children.
One day, No cum went out of town on business and I cum came over and
spent the night with No cum tu. That night I cum came and No cum tu came too.
This make both very happy. However about 7 or 8 months later, No cum see he about to become father but he not know how come, so when baby come, he named it, How cum u cum. Of course, I cum and No cum tu know How cum u cum came but to this day
No cum not know how come How cum u cum came!
Cum again?

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Post 2

Pfft, that was easy :wink:

But it was pretty funny, never heard that one :lol:

Post 3

.. easy to read.
i knew tiredness was good for something. makes me read slower.

Post 4

lol i woudllike to see u atempt to tell me the joke verbaly

Post 5

Kind of half on half off topic, twin brothers from my mates high school were named "Billy" and "Onbong"

what a stoner family :lol:

Post 6

this one kids dad who is a doctor at darwin hospital named his kid flipper lol
sif name a human flipper

Post 7

Peter & Alice Nuss.

The nurses begged their parents not to name them P Nuss and A Nuss, but to no avail ...

Post 8

:?
awwwwwwwwwww LOl i get it now hhaha

Post 9

Lol, true story El Pres?

Post 10

LOL el pres. I once knew a kid whose parents called him Wayne.
All nice and fine until you consider his last name was Ker.

Also a mate of mine had a last name of Bates, so the teachers at school would call out Master Bates, every time they wanted him for something but never picked up on why he scowled and everyone else laughed.

As for saying it to ur face, as far as tongue twisters go, FIGJAM. Never found one thats beaten me yet. It's SH ones that take me a while but I get them eventually.

Post 11

Quote from uber tard:
Lol, true story El Pres?

One of the nurses was telling me about it.

Post 12

how cum ?

Post 13

here is a hard one to say and its 3 simple words this kid told me about it today
blue bugs blood
now it may look simple but try saying them 3 words like that 5 tiems :P
i cant get past 3

Post 14

bloody tongue twisters... i can say it 5 times if i say it slowly. regular talking speed i can only get it twice.

Post 15

sif thats true about wayne ker wrathlon..YOU LIE!!

Post 16

Quote from reload!:
sif thats true about wayne ker wrathlon..YOU LIE!!

No im not, it was true, it was hilarious :lol: :lol:

I know it sounds fake but trust me on this one, this kid really was called Wayne Ker

Post 17

there was a fella who played hockey here in darwin called wayne king

Post 18

See, it must be a Darwin thing :roll: , and before the flames start, I live in Darwin
<---------See

Post 19

my classmates and i once fooled our maths teacher with those stupid fake names for half a term. he read them out every day. it was only when he took the names to the vice principal about them being always absent that he found out they werent real.

Post 20

Quote from Lilu:
my classmates and i once fooled our maths teacher with those stupid fake names for half a term. he read them out every day. it was only when he took the names to the vice principal about them being always absent that he found out they werent real.

Ahahahahahahaha, god some teachers are stupid