A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" * * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." * * * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Dude goes out and buys a brand new motorcycle, and the salesman tells him that to stop water getting in it he should rub some vaseline on some assorted parts if it happens to rain.
So anyway, that night he is finally meeting the parents of his long time girlfriend and when they arrive at the house on his new bike they enter to see that there is a huge pile of stinking dishes in the kitchen. So his girlfriend tells him that they have a long standing argument about the dishes and whoever talks first at the table will have to wash them.
So while eating dinner in complete silence the guy comes up with a plan to see how far this will go. So he grabs his girlfriend, rips off her clothes and has sex on the table in front of her parents.
Noone says a word.
So the guy grabs her mum, and does exactly the same thing, while the father sits there without talking. Suddenly it starts to rain and the guy remembering his bike, jumps up and grabs the vaseline out of his jacket.
and the old man jumps up and screams ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL DO THE FUCKIN DISHES!!!!
Quote from reload!: if the dad was a pharmacist and was that willing to help the young lad i dont think hed be too upset about the daughter
....:P sorry for taking it seriously but i couldnt help myself
When the guy was buying the condom's he didn't know that the pharmacist was his g/f's dad and the dad wouldn't have known that it was his daughter's b/f, so they would of only found out when he got to her house :P