Paranormal

27 public posts in this discussion.

Post 1

Looks like it could be real
http://www.scifi.com/proofpositive_email/

Post 2

Aliens exist. Why we keep looking for proof in UFO sightings is beyond me. Why don't we just hurry up, develop a means for travel at light speed, and go and invade someones home planet with lasers and shit.

Post 3

I call shotgun!!!!!

Post 4

Yeah send in sharks with lasers on their heads as our advance force :p

Post 5

I think the term is "Sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads"

Post 6

thats "laser" beams. nub.

Post 7

we could just use nukes

Post 8

But aliens don't get hurt by convential earthy bombs and stuff. Didn't you see Independence Day man!? Lasers. Need lasers.

Post 9

Who needs "lasers" when we have....wait for it....bacteria. Kicks their ass every time.

Post 10

Apple Powerbooks with a wireless card......who knew the aliens used TCP/IP :)

Post 11

Aliens exist, you'd have to be pretty ignorant to think that out of the entire universe only our planet sustains life.

Post 12

Has anyone asked Korny where he's from? :p

Post 13

nah just use a gameboy with a virus on it... but lasers are pretty cool

OMGLASERSPEWPEWPEW

Post 14

SB know's Aliens exist.

Gu meet Starscream.....

Post 15

Quote:
rec But aliens don't get hurt by convential earthy bombs and stuff. Didn't you see Independence Day man!? Lasers. Need lasers.

Fine, we put the nuke in a birthday cake, and send it out as a pressy

Post 16

Don't you think the formality/triviality (however you look at it) might have worn off by their 17,000,000th birthday? Keep thinking man. Need a better idea.

Post 17

Steal there alien womens first, they could be hot, THEN Nuke / laser their ass ;)

Post 18

Advanced alien races are asexual, duh! I give up. You guys are useless.

Post 19

Quote from rec:
Advanced alien races are asexual, duh! I give up. You guys are useless.

A Sexual machine baby!!!!!!!

Anyway we all know that aliens can't take water......... or was that the wicked witch of the west? I don't know I'm always confusing the two.

Post 20

Quote from toasthall:
A Sexual machine baby!!!!!!!

Anyway we all know that aliens can't take water......... or was that the wicked witch of the west? I don't know I'm always confusing the two.

Dude I think that's gremlins.

The wicked witch couldn't fly over 88mph.

Post 21

It was also Signs I think.

Post 22

Yes, in Signs, genius super intelligent aliens that have advanced thousands of generations ahead of human kind, long enough to accomplish the feat of travelling to other interstellar worlds at least, attempted to attack planet earth. 71% of our planets outer surface is covered by water. The funny thing is, these super intelligent beings are allergic to H20!.

YOU WANKER SHYAMALAN, YOU WANKER!

Post 23

Hehehe. A similar problem with War of The Worlds :P

Post 24

Forge of God is an excellent book for those interested in how an alien with an IQ over 30 kicks the crap outta earth :)

Post 25

Coco we dont want to read that sort of stuff unless everyone survives at the end and they raise the American flag. I couldnt bear it if the human race actually lost for once....

(edit: cool, my pic worked)

Post 26

Hehehe don't read it then :P Not a happy ending if your a human fan :)

Post 27

Quote from CoCoBuckeTs:
Hehehe don't read it then :P Not a happy ending if your a human fan :)

No no not human fans, we are all American fans, isn't that right guys?
Now on on 3!

1, 2, 3 Oh say can you see!!!!!!.........