As stated, place your fave movie quotes here.
This is mainly to stop some people, myself included, from getting sidetracked on other people's threads by posting movie quotes thinly disguised as contributions to topic.
Off ya go!
Favourite Movie Quotes
80 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Post 3
...This is Bat country....
Post 4
DONT STOP HERE! THIS IS BAT COUNTRY :D :D - Awesome awesome movie that it is eater.
Post 5
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party
Post 6
F**k me rigid... he's fair up the clack!
Post 7
Fubar
Post 8
Oh im sorry, did i break your concentration.
Post 9
Forrest Gump: Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: [mildly irritated, but understanding] Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot!
[Forrest has finished assembling his rifle]
Forrest Gump: DONE, DRILL SERGEANT!
Drill Sergeant: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Forrest Gump: Because you told me to, Drill Sergeant?
Drill Sergeant: Outstanding, Gump! This is a new company record! If it weren't such a waste of a fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump!
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Forrest Gump: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
Forrest Gump: Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
Drill Sergeant: ...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump: Yes, drill sergeant!
Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
Forrest Gump: I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time
Post 10
oh woah woah woah, and the quarterback is toast!
Post 11
I need to piss so bad I can taste it
Post 12
in the pipe, five by five.
Post 13
God's sitting this one out.
or anything from ron burgandy ^_^
Post 14
"Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"
"Say goodbye to your two best friends... and I dont mean the ones in the wenebago" (no idea on spelling)
- Spaceballs
Post 15
Dude...I think it's a Llama - Dude Where's My Car
No touchy...no touchy - Emporer's New Groove
So this is Lord Farquaad's castle....you think he might be compensating for something? - Shrek
Post 16
You see, assumption makes an ass out of you and umption!
Post 17
The Master Stanley Kubrick and R L Ermery aka Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. I love this movie
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of shit.
Get the **** off of my obstacle. Get the **** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it.
I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh
you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers
I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker
you better un**** yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Marines: [chanting]
This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it
as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless.
Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed:
my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Marching Song
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told...
Marines: I don't know but I been told...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Marines: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good...
Marines: MMM, good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good...
Marines: Tastes Good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good.
Marines: Feels good.
The Vietnemese Pimp
Do you want number one ****ee?
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Post 18
"Dont kill me, I have a wife and family.... Kill them"
Post 19
"Me so horny, me love you long time"
"anyone running is viet cong, anyone standing still is a well behaved viet cong"
Post 20
...next time dont be so fu**ing eager!!....
Post 21
ahh natural born killers...
Post 22
One of my favourite movies of all times
That and its soundtrack are a big part of how i grew up
...i dont wanna have to kill nobody on our wedding day Mal....
Post 23
Nice Beaver!
Thanks, i had it stuffed yesterday.
You know whats wrong with real life steven?
Theres no Drama music!
If We dont battle to the death, they will kill us both.
Good-bye Jim.
Post 24
The weekend has landed. All that exists now is drugs clubs pubs and parties
Post 25
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive."
Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!"
Post 26
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f**king Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any f**king difference!
Post 27
1. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.
2. Gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same ****ers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They'll bail me out? **** you. You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me. After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again.
3. Mo cuishle. It means my darling. My blood.
4. I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better.
5. His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.
Post 28
Quote from Seqo:
5. His first night in the joint, Andy Dufresne cost me two packs of cigarettes. He never made a sound.
DAMN fine movie that.
Post 29
Quote from Monkey:
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive."
Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!"
Depp is a champion. Everything he touches is gold, heh ;)
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.."
Or.. anything from the movie, 'The Big Chill' - including the music :P
Post 30
"...it smells like sex in here..."
Post 31
"Its not a motorcycle baby, its a Chopper"
Post 32
"You boys like Mexico WHOOOOO"
"What did u shoot him with a air rifle or somthing?
Look where not murders or anything"
Post 33
Just getting ready for the season. Skiing? No, Dolphin.
You mean he kills these girls and puts their face in dog food? What a asshole.
The less a man makes declared his statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.
Post 34
Quote:
Ahh, Mike. I think you might be hugging the curb just a tad, mate.
.
Post 35
Its quicker walking
Post 36
Chika Chow
Post 37
Well, hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town
Post 38
Quote from doyen:
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.."
"...you killed my father..."
Awesome movie.
Post 39
Ohh I'm sorry did i break you concentration? I didnt mean to do that. Please continue. You were saying something about best intentions. What'sa matter? Oh you were finished, well allow me to retort.
What does marcellas wallas look like?
What?
What country you from ?
What?
What aint any country i ever heard of. Do they Speak Enlgish in What ?
What?
English Mother****er do you speak it!
yes
Then you know what im saying!
Describe what marcallas wallas look like?
What
Say What again, Say what again, i dare you, i double dare you mother****er. Say what one more goddamn time.
Hes Black.
Go on.
Hes Bald.
Does he look like a bitch.
what
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!
NOO
Then why did you try and **** him like a bitch brett
i didnt
yes you did, yes you did brett. You tried to **** him. And Mr Wallace doesent like to be ****ed by anyone other than Mrs Wallace.
Post 40
Flamm whats that off? LOL
My last names Wallace :P
Post 41
Pulp Fiction :) Just havent got the jesus quote in :)
Post 42
Another bunch of qoutes from a movie i love
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
Winston: Charles,why have we got that cage?
Charles: Uh,security.
Winston: That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' ****ing use it?
Charles: Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston: Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?
Willie: Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?
Winston: The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the ****ing cage locked!* What is that?
Willie: That's Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-****ing- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.
Little Chris: ****in' hell John, do you always walk around with this in your pocket?
Big Chris: Hey! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't!
[Discussing their careers as marijuana growers]
J: I've a strong suspicion we should have been rocket scientists, or Nobel Peace Prize winners or something.
Charles: Peace Prize? Ooh. Be lucky to find your penis for a piss, the amount you keep smoking.
[haggling with Tom]
Nick the Greek: What else does it come with?
Tom: It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.
Bacon: Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.
Eddie: Did you say ten pound?
Bacon: Are you deaf?
Eddie: That's a bargain. I'll take one.
Bacon: Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking. You want one as well, darling? You do? That's it. They're waking up. Treat the wife. Treat your friend's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught. Hold on. You want one as well? Okay, darling, show me a bit of life then. It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half-struck. Buy them, you better buy them. These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks. Here. One for you. It's no good coming back later when I've sold out. "Too late, too late" will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by. If you got no money on you now, you'll be crying tears as big as October cabbages.
Eddie: Bacon, cozzers!
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.
Tom: Rory Breaker?
Barfly Jack: Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the distinct facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. 'Now **** off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's ****ing it,' says the guy. 'That's ****ing what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to watch his game. His team won too. Four-nil.
Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a ****ing rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: This is a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.
Post 43
"For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think."
"Example?"
"Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions."
"{Sniffs} They stink?"
"Yes - - No!"
"They make you cry?"
"No!"
"You leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs."
"No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers! Onions have
layers. You get it? We both have layers."
{Sighs}
"Oh, you both have layers. Oh. {Sniffs} You know, not everybody likes
onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers."
"I don't care... what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes."
"You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a
person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like
no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious."
"No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like
onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later."
"Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet."
"You know, I think I preferred your humming."
"Do you have a tissure or something? I'm making a mess. Just the word parfait make me start slobbering."
Edit: Fixed spelling of Ogres from Orges
Post 44
The funniest thing about that quote, is that you actually think that's how to spell ogres
Post 45
lol my bad I didn't type it out.. I copy pasted it out of some guy scripture of the movie...
Post 46
...and Donkey says "Hell, no, I don't want no parfait".
Just to jump on the bandwagon.
Post 47
"Did you see where those two guys went." "Which two?" "The two black guys that did this."
Post 48
I'm rather surprised noone's quoted Fight Club yet :O
Post 49
I GOT TEH FEAR
"I think you took too much man"
Post 50
anything from snatch... that movie is pure gold
Post 51
From the dawn of time we came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.
Post 52
Quote from ruin:
I'm rather surprised noone's quoted Fight Club yet :O
Quote from uber:
anything from snatch... that movie is pure gold
Wholeheartedly agreed.
so...
"When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake."
and
"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time.
But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off"
Post 53
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: sometimes they **** too much or **** when it's not appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit!"
-Team America
Post 54
"Because if you can't really remember it - it never really took place."
and from the same movie...
"It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter all over your testicles and let your dog lick it off. Because it's YOUR dog. You know, because it's your dog"
"No no, we got it."
Oh, and...
"How far are you willing to go to save her?"
"I'd die for her."
"Oh good - no worries then."
Post 55
Quote from "Bruce Willis":
... yippee kai yey mutha ****a...
Can't forget this... it's so burned in the back of my head.
Post 56
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
I could have been anything. I could have been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up in the morning, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of a girl I used to go with, Yvonne. She smelled like fish.
What are your names? Neil and Bob, or is that, like, what you do?
I could've been a rock singer, if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Longer story.
Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?
Eddie Muphy : Harlem Nights
Quick: C'mon now, Vera, put that razor away!
[pulls gun]
Quick: I'm warnin' ya, put that razor away, or I'm gonna shoot your pinky toe off!
Vera: Oh! Now your gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.
Quick: Bitch, I'm not playin'. You gonna be the nine-toe havingest, limpin'est bitch in Harlem, you don't put that razor away!
I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.
Post 57
"Goodbye, farewell and Amen" - M*A*S*H
"I'm not a shrimp, I'm a king prawn" - Muppets lost in space :D
Post 58
Gary Johnston:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Gary Johnston: Jesus, this is a nice limo.
Spottswoode: Yes, it is. Now suck my cock.
Post 59
The first one was done Milly... too slow.
Post 60
Meh, ive been without internet for close to a week, sue me :P
Post 61
I will~!
Again with the 100+ posts in front of me... *sigh* Find another game to take up your time already damnit! :P
Post 62
MacGyver: we are going to need to blow a hole in that wall
Chick: how? its not like you can make a bomb out of chewing gum
MacGyver: why? you got some?
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Post 63
Quote:
Edit: Fixed spelling of Ogres from Orges
lol orgees
Post 64
Get real sweetheart. I ain't hansom, I ain't rich, and the last time I got blown candy bars cost a nickel. Long Kiss Goodnight
What do you think? Slightly down hill?...Yeah, and sliding left....No no, it only seems that way cos you've got one shoe on. Happy Gilmore
You said it could be possible and it is. This really is the map to El Dorado.......You drank the sea water didn't you? Road to El Dorado
Be careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coathanger while I was still in the womb? Southpark BL&U
F@#k Canada!... Hey, f@#k you buddy. Same movie, couldn't resist.
Storm, fry him....Oh yes. A bolt of lightening into a huge copper conducter. I thought you lived in a school. Xmen
You're pretty funny for a guy with nine fingers Charlie. Suicide Kings
Post 65
Flight club
Theres a sign out the front saying lue's tavern. Im ****ing lue, who the **** are you.
Post 66
"Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine... Mine, Mine, Mine."
Classic.
Post 67
Hey - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Post 68
... it's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat albert
Post 69
I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and keeper of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... My fearless friend. Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL.
Post 70
yes
Post 71
... only three friends share this secret. Our friend the sorceress, Man-at-Arms, and Orko. Together, we defend the secrets of castle greyskull, from the evil forces of skeletor.
(apologies if incorrect, memory slightly hazy)
Post 72
Quote from K_I_Z_A:
yes
sally... from when harry met sally, right? K_I_Z_A with the public orgasm?
Post 73
Metatron: Were you to hear God's true voice, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode inside your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.
Post 74
Quote from Milenko:
Metatron: Were you to hear God's true voice, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode inside your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.
So many classics in that one. Same with Mallrats :D
Post 75
Say...would you like a pretzel? :D
Post 76
Is it a chocalate covered pretzel?
Post 77
It rubs the lotion on the skin.....
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
Post 78
What should i call you? Mr Dick? Big Dick? or just Dick. just plain ol' Dick.
its been a few years scince i seen the movie, so its probably wrong.
Post 79
Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?
Tyrone: 'course I am...
[reverses into parked van]
Vinny: A natural f**king idiot.
Post 80
You said he was a get-away driver!...
Yeah..
Now what in the f*ck can he get away from, eh?