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"(After dying twice because the warrior of the group is not taunting...)
Me: Hey warrior, would it be possible for you to taunt these things?
Warrior: I don't use taunt.
Me: Huh? Why not?
Warrior: When I taunt things, the hit me, and I don't want to die. "
Source: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-mage&t=298225&p=1&tmp=1#post298225
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Haha my friend is a warrior level 58 or something and he keeps wearing mail because of the agility bonuses.
I keep telling him warriors should act like warriors not rogues and if he wants to crit all the tiem he should have rolled rogue.
There must be a lot of stupid warrior players out there.
Druid: Mage use fire, does more damage...
Mage: Thank you I know how to play my class.
Druid: Obviously you dont, or you would be using fire.
Mage: Im a frost mage...
CTF-
Warrior: Mage grab flag.
Mage: Its gaurded by 5 Alliance...
Warrior: Ill help you.
Mage has picked up the Alliance Flag.
Mage: HELP NEED ESCORT!
Warrior: I'm busy.
Mage Has dropped the Alliance flag.
Warrior: OMFG you sux.
Mage: >.<
Meanwhile in the Badlands...
Tauren: Can I get a port to Org?
Mage: Sure, you got money?
Tauren: Yeah.
Mage: 50s.
Tauren: Thats a rip off, the reagent only costs like 10s.
Mage: Try again. Im running low on money porting freeloaders.
Tauren: Im not gonna pay 50s for a port.
Mage: Hoof it then, its a long ways to Org.
Somewhere in Uldaman...
Warrior: Mage poly the Golem.
Mage: Its immune.
Warrior: AOE!
Mage: You want me to die?
Warrior: Nonsense, youll live, you can do the aoe ice thing.
Mage: They're immune.
Warrior: What can you do?
Mage: Watch.
Some random Instance...
Mage: Why do you keep breaking my poly?
Rogue: Why do you keep poly my target?
Warrior: Attack my target rogue.
Rogue: Stop polying my target...
Mage: Ok.
Rogue has died.
Warrior: Why didnt you poly that?
Warrior: AOE!
Mage dies.
Warrior: You need to manage your agro better.
Badlands-
Shaman: Can I get a Mana Citrine mage?
Arathi-
Shaman: Mage I need a summon.
More CTF-
Warior: Stop that flag!
Warior: Mage you sux, you cant even kill a paladin lol.
just cruising throught the wow forums, i also found this line up of great moments a particular mage encountered
LOL
Loved the mage ones :D
Lol that last one is the best.
Having someone say 'oh i didnt buy that skill', is the most dumbfounding thing ever.
This is a classic. Link to forum post below.
ehh, i have soloed onyxia plenty times, all u ahve to do is use like 5 mins...
just stun and freeze and all that shit.. then just heal and recover ur health and mana..
http://www.thottbot.com/?q=19251
Im a Hunter and had an instance with a group who kept demaning I put my pet away....even though I said from the outset I wouldnt (Mind you the rogue and pala broke sheeps more than my pet did...which was never). I explained to them without a pet, I can protect the priest real well cause I have less aggro to the adds. They still said put it away....2 pulls later priest dies and the warrior goes "OMFG why didnt you use your pet".
I also had this one Hunter who kept telling me was a "Melee Hunter", another one who didnt use a pet cause he didnt think they were cool and only pansies needed a pet.
I grouped with 2 hunters, a friend of mine and some random...the random on top of meleesing everything, kept sending his pet into the middle of a room and aggroing like 5 things at once. I told him to cut it out and control his pet....to which he responded
Tard hunter: "OMFG my bird is way better than your bear you n00b"
Me: "I don't care if it is, it can't kill 5 things at once"
Tard Hunter: "So what, it can do a bit which is more than your stupid pet"
Me:"Id rather kill them than do a bit of damage to all of them at once. Also why the hell do you keep meleeing...shoot them"
Tard Hunter: "Shooting takes to long to kill them...ur a hunter melee, learn to place your class"
Me: "..."
OMFG. what a toss pot. if ever someone needed a clue.
Hehe, Mungus and I had some guy try to bum money off us last nite!
Ahhhh the stories Mungus could tell you about my escapades in WOW!!
this one time, toasthall inhaled a seagull
true story
I saw it too!
Was quite disturbing to see.
It was disturbing for you??? Imagine how I feel!! Im still in shock now!!
Wtf???
i had one guy come up to me and was like "hey baddah got 2 dolla? i got a wife and 6 kids. got 2dolla for tha bus" hmmmm or maybe that was real world.......
Not so much a quote more a theme song..............................
(To the tune of " Bohemian Rhapsody " by Queen)
It's not the real life. It's just an RPG.
Caught in a dungeon. My escape from reality.
Open your guide, look up dwarven stats and see,
I'm just a fighter, magic is not for me
Because it's easy loot, easy gold, level high, level low
Any way the dice rolls really really matters to me, to me
Mama, just killed an orc. Swung my axe against his head
Rolled an 18, now he's dead.
Mama, I just rolled a one
My boots of speed won't let me run away
Mama, ooh, running low on my supplies
I'm running out of food and out of arrows
Gotta run, gotta fight, hope my sword and shield don't shatter
Too late, my dwarf is dumb
His wisdom's down the drain, his intelligence is lame
Got no constitution, charisma's null
Gotta run, but my dexterity's uncouth
Mama, ooh, I don't like this die
I sometimes wish I'd rolled a much better char
I see a little amulet-o on the ground
Is it cursed? Is it cursed? Where'd the rest of my clan go?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
Magic Missile (Magic Missile) Magic Missile (Magic Missile)
Magic Missile, Thunderbolt
I'd better go. I'm so alone now, monsters attack me
He's just a poor dwarf, playing this RPG.
Fighting alone with this monstrosity
Easy kill, easy blow, let my level grow
Experience! No, your level will not grow.
(Let it grow!) Experience! My growth rate is too slow.
(Let it grow!) Experience! I want to wield my bow.
(Wield your bow) Let my crystal glow.
(Let it glow) Land a crushing blow. (Crushing blow)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh, mama mia, mama mia) I can't fail this saving throw.
Beelzebub is a demon and he's after me, help me, HELP ME!
So you think you can beat me by rolling a five
You can't harm me, if you did, I'd just get revived.
Oh, slay me, no way that you can slay me
Just gotta take out, just gotta take out my new spear
Rolling really matters, dice are what you see
Rolling really matters,
Rolling really matters to me
Any way the game goes
Oh dear...sadly funny. :p
Quote from JugV2:
Oh dear...sadly funny. :p
Indeed :)
I got a theme song I wrote regarding the shaft the devs gave us when changing our original 1.7 changes:
Sing this to the tune of oops I did it again:
I think I did it again
I made you believe that we are your friends
It might seem like a buff,
But it doesnt mean, that we're serious,
Instead we took all your talents,
And nerfed your arse to the ground
Oops I did it again,
I played with you class, and nerfed it away,
Oh baby baby,
Oops, you thought it was love,
A patch from above,
But it's just a nerf instead
You see our problem is this
We're playing away
But my shaman got beat by a hunter and now I am pissed
I cried, you were god for a day,
So we nerfed you back down, in 3 different ways,
So we took all your talents,
and nerfed your arse to the ground.
Oops I did it again,
I played with you class, and nerfed it away,
Oh baby baby,
Oops, you thought it was love,
A patch from above,
But it's just a nerf instead
LOL, nice work wrathlon.
lol, both very good :D
Was invited to a scholo run...found out when i get there its a guild run except me and pallie.
I won't mention the guild but they were on Vent..me and the pallie wasn't. Well we in the third room and i get.
War - you really need to keep up
Me - well i'm just waiting on some direction.
War - WTF direction...just sheep one CS the other.
Me - aight
I line up for the center left group(already did the first two groups) I sheep summoner and CS the other. I hear (sound effects) of the warrior charge. But i don't see the warrior..instead i see one pissed off silenced necro and one unsilenced necro in my grill..i frost nova and and backup..i then notice the warrior had charged the middle right group and all but the pallie was fighting the other group. Well i held on (thanx to a superb pallie) and took out the two necros and the summoner. After the fight:
War - WTF were you doin
Me - you said sheep and silence so i did
War - you n00b we always go right first..learn teamwork.
Ok now i'm hot but i stick it out..anyway we down Gandling and magister crown drops..i'm the only mage so i roll (64) their priest rolls (70 something) and wins it.
Me - WTF its magisters
War - yeah but our priest needs better INT gear.
Well i'm fixin to stone and i remember my one lone sidekick thru the whole instance..the pallie.
whisper to pallie
Me - when i make the portal don't take it.
Pallie - ??
Me - just don't take it k
Pallie - ?? ok
in group chat
War - aight good group...Mage portal
I cast portal to Darnassus...they all jump on it.
I cast second portal to IF for me and Pallie.
War - You f%&^ing n00b you made the wrong portal... make one to IF
Me -who's the n00b...i'm in IF your in darnassus..enjoy:)
in whisper
Pallie - dude you freakin rock..LOL thats funny
Me - thanx bro c ya
Me leave party
OMFG That one FTW!!!!
lol wrathlon thats just crewl
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-cenarioncircle&t=145812&p=1&tmp=1#post145812
ROFL at link :)
cool mum...plays wow..
and publically humiliates her son
I wish my mum played BF2....
That's frigging awesome. I should get my mum to play WoW... except I'm scared she'd go Shadow priest and melt my face :(
here's one..
[Raid] [Me]: ...
^^ (right after not 1, but 2 mages ninja'd my devout crown drop)