i got into the navy today!!!! now im just waiting on the job offer! i did all the tests 2 wks ago and i did the psych and final interview today!!!11oneoneone
woot!!!
Electronics Technician here i come
Navy
39 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
Roflcopter
Post 3
**** ur just jealous burkie because im not gonna b around nemore!!!
Post 4
Congratulations.
Post 5
Any branch of service that has a rear admiral in charge of a bunch of seamen, just isn't right.
Good luck with it though.
Post 6
hahaha nice one knight
Post 7
ROFL Knight....just watch the soap Kiza :p
Post 8
.....the golden rivet......
Post 9
say hello to "the anaconda"
for those of you who remember the huge news story of bastardisation in the army.
congratulations.
Post 10
congrats kiza
Post 11
whatever floats your boat, dude... haha get it, boat... navy... ok i'll go away now
Post 12
In the gravy, you can sail the 7 peas,
in the gravy, you can catch some strange disease....
Post 13
What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.....hahaha*cough* Ahem...bye
Post 14
Dial 3-8-2-5
Post 15
just out of interest whats that about an anaconda ohhh and post ne rumors u have heard about the navy i want to know as many as i can before i go
Post 16
Good to hear kiza
good luck with it dude :)
Post 17
Good luck dude!!!
Post 18
Congrats man, thats really good news :)
Post 19
Quote from K_I_Z_A:
just out of interest whats that about an anaconda ohhh and post ne rumors u have heard about the navy i want to know as many as i can before i go
Well, ok... if you're sure, but you didn't hear it from me ok... I heard from a reliable source that those navy chaps look a tad silly in their sailor costumes.. but keep that hush hush ok
also, i think i forgot to say grats before, armed services get tax free pay don't they? bastards.
Post 20
The navy eh? *village people song playing in background*
Post 21
I rememebr seeing something on 60minutes I think it was years ago about thier ritual the 1st time u cross the equator.... It wasn't pretty.. Or hetrosexual. Maybe thats only on submarines though.
Have fun :P
Post 22
It's not just on subs; it's any ship that crosses the equator.
Good luck indeed. Looks like you finally get to take one for the team.
*stifles laughter*
Post 23
Quote from Kawolski:
I rememebr seeing something on 60minutes I think it was years ago about thier ritual the 1st time u cross the equator.... It wasn't pretty.. Or hetrosexual. Maybe thats only on submarines though.
Have fun :P
There was an eppisode of Jag, sometime ago covering this topic.
Goodluck Kiza.
Post 24
One thing to remember, if you end up on a boat at any time, when you cross the equator for the first time, expect to get an unpleasant "initiation".
Post 25
But then again, if you can't hack some of the 'bastardisation' you dont deserve to be in the armed forces, we dont need ****ing pansies to go to war for us who are going to cry when they get teased a bit.
Post 26
pfft...bastardisation doesn't exist any more - too many softcocks ruined the system.
I'm ex-Navy Kiza - did 10 years as an electronics technician (comms).
What do you want to know?
BTW, I hope you like shitty weather - Cerberus (the training establishment that's in the bowels of Victoria) cops the brunt of antarctic winds.
Post 27
Xaine, Im on the other side of the bay to Cerberus, weather isnt THAT bad but it IS ****ing cold.
Post 28
what was the ET position like? how much did you go to sea? was it good? and no its not tax free pay.... thats only for reserves
Post 29
In the Navy, you can learn to be a queer
In the Navy, you can take it up the rear
In the Navy, you can get down on your knees
In the Navy, you can catch a bad disease
Post 30
Quote from Burk:
In the Navy, you can learn to be a queer
In the Navy, you can take it up the rear
In the Navy, you can get down on your knees
In the Navy, you can catch a bad disease
Burk still remembers the lyrics.
I didn't know you had served mate..:p
Post 31
Quote from JugV2:
Burk still remembers the lyrics.
I didn't know you had served mate..:p
LOL
Post 32
good on ya kiza. dont mind these loosers, they are just jealous that they couldnt pass the psyc exam and there aren't enough queer's in the army...
Post 33
Quote from Smurf:
they are just jealous that they couldnt pass the psyc exam
and the physical :(
Post 34
Best of luck mate....well done :)
Post 35
Quote from MetalAttack:
and the physical :(
How hard can it be to touch your toes????
Post 36
Ahahahahhahahahahaha
Post 37
you have to be able to see them before you can touch them :P
Post 38
Quote from K_I_Z_A:
you have to be able to see them before you can touch them :P
I entered this quote window with every intention of posting a laughing smiley, becuase this is damn funny, but it seems the smiley window has mysteriously disapeared. What?
Post 39
Young bloke gets accepted into the navy, and like most of us is certain that it is full off tattoos, funny uniforms, guys called mary and Queers.
First day in he is on mop up duty...poor bugger kept his but pressed to the wall too afraid to bend over and mop.
That night he is showering, with a bunch of sailors and sure enough he drops the soap. Well there was no way in the world he was going to pick it up. The other sailors caught wind of this and asked the young lad what was wrong. Well he replied in no uncertain terms that he wouldnt pick up the soap because he was sure the navy was full of queers and if he bent over to pick it up he would get rammed up the bum.
Well the other sailors burst into laughter and asked where he got that idea. He replied that his grandaddy told him the navy was full of poofs. This put the other sailors into a fit of laughter. Listen mate we havnt had a poof in the navy since we put wheels on ships. If you dont beleive us have a look out the port hole.
So the young guy shuffles to one side turns around and opens the port hole and has a look for him self.
Hey you guys... you were taken the piss out of me !!! i'm looking hard and i cant see no Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllls !!!!!!!!
Good luck..:)