Job Predictor

Found this on node. Found the results interesting.
So check it out for yourselfs
http://www.jobpredictor.com

Craig, Your ideal job is a .
Knight, Your ideal job is a Stripper.

When i typed my real name it didnt give me a job. How the hell dose a website know i never want a job?
O well i love it.

lol... i like it:

Ryan, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.
Ryan Oliver, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher.
Phoenix, Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock.

I like the last one.. :D "the time is.... bout time to get the fark outta bed!"

Alfred, Your ideal job is a Dietician.
Alfred (Last name), Your ideal job is a Soap Actor (ie. River City).
Alfred (middle and last), Your ideal job is a Playing for Aberdeen.
Text-Book Hero, Your ideal job is a Unemployed.

Alan, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.
Alan (Last Name), Your ideal job is a Shoplifting.
Alan (middle and last), Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.
Ph3n0m3n0n, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.

I love the second lan, Local always in the pub wheneer you walk in :D so me :P

Kurt, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.
Kurt James, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.
Kurt James Edwards, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.
Unseen, Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.
c`unseen, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.

Started off good though :)

Daniel, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot
Daniel Bedard, Your ideal job is a Jungle Explorer.
Daniel Trent Bedard, Your ideal job is a Stripper.
Daniel Trent Walton Bedard, Your ideal job is a .
Burk, Your ideal job is a Mermaid
[ICDU] Burk, Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.

=m8=^DeusIgnis, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter.
Sh|thousE, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer.
DeusIgnis, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker.
sam, Your ideal job is a Superhero.
sam round, Your ideal job is a Brain Surgeon.
sam dean round, Your ideal job is a .

Metalattack, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd. :|
Matt E Solomon, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist... whats that?

topgun, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack.

and I am OK

brian, Your ideal job is a Puppeteer.

I can always pull a few strings

a, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

ahhh thats better

Bloomfield, Sean, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter. (I hate kids)
Sean Anthony bloomfield, Your ideal job is a Dietician. (Im a fat ****er)
Sean Bloomfield, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus (Yeh well...thats a fair call)

Sam: Superhero
Sam Condon: Heavyweight boxer
Sam Fletcher Condon: Professional Shoper
Sam Fletcher William Condon: Quiz Show Contestant
DiscoMonkey: Spinster with cats (I hate cats)

i have some interesting variations...

Malcolm, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist. (dinosaurs are fun)

Wong, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp. (yeah..)

Malcolm Wong, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.

Malcolm Kien Vun Wong, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

Kien Vun Wong, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister. (bow to my might!)

Quote from MetalAttack:

Matt E Solomon, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist... whats that? LOL means you study Dinosaws and fossils.

Quote from Knight Of Nih:
LOL means you study Dinosaws and fossils.

You are slipping back into your semi-literate ways there Knighty poo

Dinosaws .... love it !!

Cameron, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
Cameron McTaggart, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.
Cameron Hunter McTaggart, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden.
uber tard, Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock.

i forgot to put in my nick name

MaestrO47, Your ideal job is a Insurance Fraudster.

boy am i versatile or what

Cael Hasse, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

Fkn awesome.

Cael, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.

Not so awesome.

Jeatalong, Your ideal job is a Topless Model. (Seen me Naked?)
Ben, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer. (Could be interesting)
Benjamin John Phillipps, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist. (The stuff)

James, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.
James Davies, Your ideal job is a Prostitute
BlueIce, Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker.

SN, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.

Quote from MetalAttack:
Matt E Solomon, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist... whats that?

You look at dinosaur bones.

David, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.
David MacBain, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp
hawkeye, Your ideal job is a Satan

ok then..................my mrs will be impressed :(

Blashyrkh, Your ideal job is a Office numpty
Blashyrkh (Mighty Raven Dark), Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian

Nick, Your ideal job is a Cowboy

seqo, your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.

c`seqo, your ideal job is an Animal Therapist.

There seems to be something wrong with this :p

My name resulted in a job where I was a Spinster with Cats... 'cept I hate cats :S

Leonel, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden. (:()
Leonel Tchia, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker.
Leonami, Your ideal job is a Paleantologist. (finally a decent job)

Quote:
Jamie Skella, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.

Quote:
Jason Peterkin, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden.
Jason, Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker.
Jason Robert Peterkin, Your ideal job is a Mermaid.
Monkey, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.

Allan, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in
Allan Hutton, Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher
Allan John Hutton, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.
Wrathlon, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

Started off crappy, but got better :D

Adam, Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper.
Aravi, Your ideal job is a Mermaid
Adam Luchjenbroers, Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.
Corvash, Your ideal job is a Housekeeper.

Lisa (last name): Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.
Lisa:Your ideal job is a Clown.
Lilu: Your ideal job is a Nun.
lisa (middle &last name): Your ideal job is a Quiz Show Contestant.

ok... im very confused.

Beat this
Chris Jay, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world. <- YEAH!!!
Psychotic Avenger, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.
psyave, Your ideal job is a Topless Model.

Mathew: Your ideal job is a Paleantologist
Mathew Bock: Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonater (WooHoo!)
Ahli: Your Ideal job is a Big Game Hunter (Ain't that the truth...)

John Howard, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

George Bush, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

Well there you go.

yeah.. but how f**king funny is this.

George W. Bush Jnr, Your ideal job is a Monkey Impressionist.

George W. Bush Snr, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack.

Kieran, Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker. WTF is that
my GF got pole dancer and stripper....