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You're the Steyr Scout Sniper Rifle
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What CS weapon are you ?
61 public posts in this discussion.
Post 2
Woot, woot a colt for me :)
[TOB]lady will be jealous :P :P
Post 3
I am a Scout ;)
w00t! :D
Post 4
I already knew the answer, sif need a test to prove it :)
You're the Avtomat Kalashnikov Model 47 (AK-47)
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Description
Game Stats
Most often seen in the hands of an Evil Henchman, the AK47 combines decent single-shot accuracy with good stopping power and a reasonable rate of fire. Cheap at the price too. It has the added bonus of being the only gun in the game with parts made from wood. Bonus.
Price: $2500
Country of Origin: Russia
Manufacture:Avtomat Kalashnikov
Calibre: 7.62mm NATO
Clip Capacity: 30 rounds
Rate of Fire: 600 rpm
Weight(LOADED): 4.79 kg.
Projectile Weight: 7.9 grams
Muzzle Velocity:2329feet/second
Muzzle Energy: 1992 joules
Post 5
he he
You're the Accuracy International Arctic Warfare Magnum (AWM)
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Post 6
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The 'poor mans' sniper rifle, due to its low cost compared to other rifles. However, the Scout is often selected due to it's highly accurate scope and it's light weight. It requires skill to use, as it is not as powerful as other sniper rifles, and more than one shot is usually required to kill - unless the first shot hits the opponents head...
Also, the AK-47 is not a very accurate weapon. Despite what this quiz states, the AK-47 does NOT fire 7.62mm NATO; although some very few rifles are made in that calibre. In almost all cases, it fires 7.62mm x 39mm Warsaw Pact ammunition. This is a rather heavy round for a rifle to fire, and leads to clumsy shooting past 250m; adustments to aim must be made at this point, and beyond 800m, the rifle is unusable without extreme skill (and even then, still inaccurate).
However, this long round leads to extreme hitting power; a solid hit from an AK-47 will take off an arm, and it's rate of fire (600rnds/min) is respectable. In addition, the weakness of the AK-47 are diluted by it's design; it was designed primarily for urban warfare, where the range of a typical engagement rarely exceeds 500m, so the range factor was not so much of a handicap. However, the AK-47's strengths lie in it's simplicity to use, clean, and operate; and it's extreme reliability even in adverse conditions or indifferent mantainance. It is a common sight in Arab or Middle-Eastern nations to see heavily dented/rusted AK-47's which, amazingly, still fire and aim correctly. The AK-47 and it's ammunition were mass produced by the Soviets, and are therefore available en masse all over the world. You'll never be short on parts or ammo for an AK-47 or varient, which is definately a plus.
All in all, the AK-47 is by far the best assault rifle in the world; however, if given a complete choice of equipment I would still go with a M4A1 with M209, and a Beretta 92FS (M9 in America). The M4 is more compact then the M16, and although this leads to slightly reduced accuracy due to a shorter barrel it is less prone to jam, easier to break down and clean, lighter, and generally better in all other aspects. In addition, it fires the 5.56mm NATO rounds which while lacking the stopping power of the 7.62mm round are lighter, with less recoil and cheaper to buy. The Beretta pistol is by far the best handgun in the world. 9mm round, good stopping power, cheap, extremely reliable, accurate, relatively quiet, safe (ambidexterous safety), all around awesome.
Post 7
Wolfspirit, I think this was a joke, not a "How much can you read up on guns and post here".
Post 8
I am de colt man : )
Post 9
ok so what do I do with this?
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Post 10
Quote from Wolfspirit:
Also, the AK-47 is not a very accurate weapon. Despite what this quiz states, the AK-47 does NOT fire 7.62mm NATO; although some very few rifles are made in that calibre. In almost all cases, it fires 7.62mm x 39mm Warsaw Pact ammunition. This is a rather heavy round for a rifle to fire, and leads to clumsy shooting past 250m; adustments to aim must be made at this point, and beyond 800m, the rifle is unusable without extreme skill (and even then, still inaccurate).
However, this long round leads to extreme hitting power; a solid hit from an AK-47 will take off an arm, and it's rate of fire (600rnds/min) is respectable. In addition, the weakness of the AK-47 are diluted by it's design; it was designed primarily for urban warfare, where the range of a typical engagement rarely exceeds 500m, so the range factor was not so much of a handicap. However, the AK-47's strengths lie in it's simplicity to use, clean, and operate; and it's extreme reliability even in adverse conditions or indifferent mantainance. It is a common sight in Arab or Middle-Eastern nations to see heavily dented/rusted AK-47's which, amazingly, still fire and aim correctly. The AK-47 and it's ammunition were mass produced by the Soviets, and are therefore available en masse all over the world. You'll never be short on parts or ammo for an AK-47 or varient, which is definately a plus.
All in all, the AK-47 is by far the best assault rifle in the world; however, if given a complete choice of equipment I would still go with a M4A1 with M209, and a Beretta 92FS (M9 in America). The M4 is more compact then the M16, and although this leads to slightly reduced accuracy due to a shorter barrel it is less prone to jam, easier to break down and clean, lighter, and generally better in all other aspects. In addition, it fires the 5.56mm NATO rounds which while lacking the stopping power of the 7.62mm round are lighter, with less recoil and cheaper to buy. The Beretta pistol is by far the best handgun in the world. 9mm round, good stopping power, cheap, extremely reliable, accurate, relatively quiet, safe (ambidexterous safety), all around awesome.
All in all U are very correct.. I know from personal experience, if it wasnt for Lil johhny fu<kw!t, I would still have mine..
It was converted to semi automatic ( replace the AK breech block with a SKS one ) for Aus legalities.
When I handed it in, I kept the breechblock ( so it wouldnt get resold by the police as the rifles used in port arthur were, to expand the 2 weapons used in the port arthur tragedy, had been surrendered to the Tassie police a year before it happened, but the Tassie police sold them thru a gun store for money :/ ). BUT back to the Kalashnikov, the gun was incredibly simplistic in its construction, and all the parts were so thick, it would never break a thing..
Well except maybe the gas port spring, but even that had a steel rod as its guide.
It was one of the best firearms I have ever owned.. Pity, as I still have several hundred rounds for it in my ammo cabinet.
Oh and the Gov gave me a whole "50 for it too, it was in perfect condition, I even bought it from a Russian family. And has firearm offences dropped significantly since the buyback ??
L M F A O !
Post 11
I am the sig apparantly.
Things worked out better than we had planned
Capital from boy, woman and man.
We were like ink and paper
Numbers on a calculator
Knew arithmetic so well
Working overtime
Completed what was assigned
We had to multiply ourselves
Post 12
Quote from Sly_Fox:
You're the Steyr Scout Sniper Rifle
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Post 13
I wanna be the Scout :( My Fav gun, but alas I am the
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Post 14
Quote from Wolfspirit:
if given a complete choice of equipment I would still go with a M4A1
Nah thanks, its design is alot more technical, this can only lead to a lot more parts breaking down. Simplistic is good :)
Quote from Sly_Fox:
BUT back to the Kalashnikov, the gun was incredibly simplistic in its construction, and all the parts were so thick, it would never break a thing..
As said :)
Post 15
zoo is a zoo
Post 16
I'm a full sig =D
Post 17
w00t w00t AK-47, sif i need say.
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Post 18
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Description
Game Stats
Probably the most popular pistol - and for good reason. Very high power means only a couple of direct hits are required for a kill, and the superb accuracy allows kills even from longer ranges. The small clip is a liability however, especially against opponents armed with higher-capacity pistols who are just waiting for you to reload...
Price: $650
Country of Origin: Israel
Manufacturer: Israeli Industries
Calibre: .50 Action Express
Clip Capacity(CS): 7
Rate of Fire: N/A
Weight(EMPTY): 1.8 kg
Projectile Weight: 19.4 grams
Muzzle Velocity: 1380 feet/second
Muzzle Energy: 1650 joules
I think it bases it on which country you admire. I choose israel cause i knew that they made it in the game :P Deagle am leet :)
Post 19
i said israel... got myself the scout :|
Post 20
im the AK-47 :D
Post 21
Quote from Seqo:
i said israel... got myself the scout :|
well im lost then :P
Post 22
I think that program is hacked (or I lied :P ) it game me a rifle and I hate them, they don't spray well.
Post 23
Quote from Odyssey:
I think that program is hacked (or I lied :P ) it game me a rifle and I hate them, they don't spray well.
Well, basically I agree with you, as I NEVER use any sniper rifle..
Post 24
w00t. l lub the M3. but in game my fav for playing is AK. but M3 is the best Weapon :D
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Post 25
I was the colt, so i changed one answer, then i was the tmp, so i changed one more, then i was the para. Why can't i be the P90 :( . Go the P90 :!: :D
Post 26
Quote from Longtom:
I was the colt, so i changed one answer, then i was the tmp, so i changed one more, then i was the para. Why can't i be the P90 :( . Go the P90 :!: :D
Yep they said Colt but I know its P90 for me :)
Sif it aint the best sniping gun in CS anyway :lol: :twisted:
Post 27
Quote from stealthninja:
Wolfspirit, I think this was a joke, not a "How much can you read up on guns and post here".
With one minor exception (check if I was remembering the muzzle velocity correctly; I wasn't so corrected it), that was entirely from my brain.
Post 28
Quote from Neo:
[quote:19798dc315="Wolfspirit"]if given a complete choice of equipment I would still go with a M4A1
Nah thanks, its design is alot more technical, this can only lead to a lot more parts breaking down. Simplistic is good :)[/quote:19798dc315]
Yes, a very good point... in all it comes down to personal preference, I think... Trading functionality for reliability...
Quote from Neo:
[quote:19798dc315="Sly_Fox"]
BUT back to the Kalashnikov, the gun was incredibly simplistic in its construction, and all the parts were so thick, it would never break a thing..
As said :)[/quote:19798dc315]
Nod here. :D As I said the best assault rifle ever made; but not my favorite...
Post 29
Quote from Wolfspirit:
that was entirely from my brain.
It was still a joke
Post 30
Im a fecking Colt.
i wanted to be the MAC10 FFS.
Post 31
I am a WHORE!!!!!!!
I mean my gun is a WHORE!!!!
I'll shut up now
Post 32
My gun is the para :D
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The most expensive weapon in the game offers the ultimate in 'spray and pray'. Immensely powerful and with a huge clip capacity, the M249 is perfect for laying down hails of covering fire. This is offset by terribly accuracy in full-auto mode and a reload cycle long enough to get a beer and a sandwich.
Price: $5750
Country of Origin: Belgium
Manufacturer: Fabrique Nationale
Calibre: 5.56mm Nato
Clip Capacity(CS): 100 rounds
Rate of Fire: 600 rpm
Weight(EMPTY): 6 kg.
Projectile Weight: 4 grams
Muzzle Velocity: 3000 feet/second
Muzzle Energy: 1600 joules
Post 33
You're the Accuracy International Arctic Warfare Magnum (AWM)
Post 34
Not sure if this is right, but it said i am a Dud Grenade ... :shock:
tn1. oh well i am who i am :?
Post 35
Benelli XM1014
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I wanted to be the MP5 :(
Post 36
AK for me.
Not my favourite gun though. And I also chose Isreal :?
Post 37
I'm a carbine
Post 38
Shit, am I the only one who got a half-assed pistol that NOONE uses!? Five damn seven my arse! Hook me up with a M3 :)
Post 39
P228 is good (the "peck peck" gun), can snipe well when crouched *peck peck peck* :twisted:
Post 40
Quote from Aravi:
Benelli XM1014
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Ah, you too!
I lurrrrrrv the XM1014. Not real practical on most maps, but baby, ain't nothing like that BANGBANGhe's-deadBANGBANGhe's-flying-BANGBANG-hahahahaha-this-rocksBANGf*ck-reload-sh*tsh*tsh*t
feeling :)
BTW, whisper - I vote for you as ULC Counter-Revolutionary Corps Supreme Commander (duties TBA).
Post 41
You're the Fabrique Nationale P90!!
W00t!
-D.
Post 42
Do I smell thread necromancy somewhere?
Post 43
me AK too .... cant hit nuthin when I use it but ... I like MAC 10 .....
Post 44
You're the Benelli XM1014 Shotgun
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hurrah!
Post 45
Apparently I'm a HE Grenade
Post 46
i dont wanna post the gun i got because its gay so instead ill post:
usp
also, whisper...seriously..who cares? are you in the armed forces? does your life depend on knowing which is the best gun? besides, have you used all these guns you're comparing in real combat situations? or are you basing your assumptions on your cs experiance? if ak's are so good, why doesnt america use them and poor coutries like iraq (or variants of the ak) and china use ak's? OMG MAENS STEYER OWNS J00 OMGWTFLOL!@#!# coz like, this one time, i was playing this fully leet server, like theyre all klike 235072340 times better than anyone else ever and i like killed all of them like 10000 times each with my steyer and theyre all "no way man! no freakin way!" and then i got kicked and i like rejoined and im all "hey mans, why did i get kicked" and theyre all "you're too good man, we dont wanna play with people as good as you" and im all oh yeh . so yes, you see steyer is the best. is there anything cs cant prove? i submit that there is not.
Post 47
Quote from reload!:
also, whisper...seriously..who cares?
I thought it was interesting. Who cares? Me! :P :)
Quote from reload!:
are you in the armed forces? does your life depend on knowing which is the best gun?
It never hurts to know something, unless "something" means "What the hell is on the g o a t s e dot c x site".
Quote from reload!:
if ak's are so good, why doesnt america use them and poor coutries like iraq (or variants of the ak) and china use ak's?
OK, newsflash mate, Iraqis and Chinese do use AK-47s, indeed China is today one of the world's most prolific manufacturer of AK-47s.
As for the US Army, they don't use it because it was designed and originally manufactured by the Soviet Union. You know -- the enemy during the Cold War. It'd be a bit stupid for them to buy weapons from their enemy, don'tcha think?
Didn't stop a lot of happy private citizens in the USA from buying them. They're cheap, common, and pretty well designed. Depending on who manufactured your AK, they can be pretty reliable too. Pretty much fits as "the everyman's machinegun". Which is why you see lots and lots of them ... well ... everywhere!
&c.
Post 48
LOL I'm sooo 1337
I'm the......... [Image: http://thesheepdip.com/images/guns/knife.jpg]
8)
Favourite of the stealthy, the knife can be potent in the hands of a master assasin. It allows quick vicious slashes, or slower but more powerful stabs which maim and kill opponents at the closest range possible. Kills obtained with the knife are the most pretigious of all.
Post 49
Quote from El Presidente:
OK, newsflash mate, Iraqis and Chinese do use AK-47s, indeed China is today one of the world's most prolific manufacturer of AK-47s.
...thats why i said it. re-read what i said. and even if america was enemies with russia during the cold war, theyve also been allies with them before, as they are now. also, as if you wouldnt use a surperior weapon just because your enemy made it.
i was only debating the fact that the AK47 is the best assault rifle in the world. sure, it might be a cheap and reliable gun, but surely not the best. i dont often see elite special forces units using AK47's when the need arises to use an assualt rifle.
Post 50
Reload I wouldn't exactly call the US and Russia allies. More neutral towards each other.
Post 51
w00t w00t :D
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Favourite of the stealthy, the knife can be potent in the hands of a master assasin. It allows quick vicious slashes, or slower but more powerful stabs which maim and kill opponents at the closest range possible. Kills obtained with the knife are the most pretigious of all.
Post 52
damnit I wanted the knife :(
Post 53
Quote from reload!:
[quote:2799be2b4f="El Presidente"]
OK, newsflash mate, Iraqis and Chinese do use AK-47s, indeed China is today one of the world's most prolific manufacturer of AK-47s.
...thats why i said it. re-read what i said.[/quote:2799be2b4f]
I did, twice, before posting. Presumably you didn't re-read it before posting, because it can be read either way. I read it the way that seemed clearest.
Quote from reload!:
and even if america was enemies with russia during the cold war, theyve also been allies with them before, as they are now. also, as if you wouldnt use a surperior weapon just because your enemy made it.
Find me one - just one! - place where people buy weapons from an enemy in a totally open, upfront transaction. The enemies of course need to be current enemies - no tricks like "they became enemies later". Perhaps you're right and I'm wrong. But let's see some evidence.
Quote from reload!:
i was only debating the fact that the AK47 is the best assault rifle in the world. sure, it might be a cheap and reliable gun, but surely not the best. i dont often see elite special forces units using AK47's when the need arises to use an assualt rifle.
And I don't think I ever said it was "the best". "The best" is defined by your criteria, and I said it was a decent all-rounder, reliable in the hands of careless nongs, cheap, and common. I observed that these properties make it suitable for your average common- or garden-variety raghead/terrorist/freedom-fighter/gun fan/red army soldier.
I mean sure, there are guns which are superior in many other ways: more accurate, lighter, etc etc. But they might be less reliable. Or they could be more expensive (most likely!). And so on and so forth.
I mean this is like arguing about cars. You and I could rant and rave all day about <<Car X>> and <<Car Y>>, but the fact is that which one is "better" will depend on criteria.
So, to recap:
a) The AK-47 is a weapon of choice with those with limited money and resources.
b) I've apparently misread you, although I think justifiably given the ambiguity of your original statement.
c) We're all getting a bit wanky about this.
But hey, it's the internet! :)
Just what have you got against the kalikali anyhow? :P
Post 54
Quote from reload!:
i was only debating the fact that the AK47 is the best assault rifle in the world. sure, it might be a cheap and reliable gun, but surely not the best. i dont often see elite special forces units using AK47's when the need arises to use an assualt rifle.
When is 1 gun always the right tool? My take on this.
AK-47 : Reliable, Low Maintennance, Heavier?
Colt M-16: Accurate, Light, Option of underslung grenade launcher.
If I'm not mistaken, Colts need to be stripped down and cleaned regularly, US troops know how to do this as it's part of their training. A different military body might not have the expertise necessary to give this training: Give 'em AKs :P
Gun nuts may correct me. But I'm pretty sure a Colt wouldn't keep functioning for long under the same conditions that AK-47s endure.
At the end of the day, if there's a bullet in ya, it's not really relevant to you what gun it came out of.
Post 55
Quote from Aravi:
At the end of the day, if there's a bullet in ya, it's not really relevant to you what gun it came out of.
That's right. What matters is whether you got an OMG FFS HS OMG or not.
Post 56
Quote from El Presidente:
[quote:9b6301b86d="reload!"][quote:9b6301b86d="El Presidente"]
OK, newsflash mate, Iraqis and Chinese do use AK-47s, indeed China is today one of the world's most prolific manufacturer of AK-47s.
...thats why i said it. re-read what i said.[/quote:9b6301b86d]
I did, twice, before posting. Presumably you didn't re-read it before posting, because it can be read either way. I read it the way that seemed clearest.[/quote:9b6301b86d]
For someone thats pretty smart, you sure act stupid :P
Post 57
Woohoo, I'm a Steyr Scout Sniper Rifle. And no it does not mean I'm a happy camper :lol: :lol:
Post 58
booo i got the sig commando, the gun that i've only used a couple of times in the past 12 months..........
maybe i should start using it hmmmm
Post 59
You're the Benelli XM1014 Shotgun
Immense power at short ranges, but watch that seven round capacity dissapear in seconds when firing in full-auto mode. Great fun for rushing headlong into combat and popping heads, or if you're getting a little bored with rifles and SMGs
RAH BANG BANG BANG
Post 60
Quote from El Presidente:
i was only debating the fact that the AK47 is the best assault rifle in the world. sure, it might be a cheap and reliable gun, but surely not the best. i dont often see elite special forces units using AK47's when the need arises to use an assualt rifle.
i never said you said the AK was the best assualt rifle in the world. whisper said that and thats who i originally challenged. i never even said anything to you. so nerrrrr :P
also, just because two powers are at war, if one power has superior technology, in the form of weaponry, doesnt mean the other wont either buy some of that technology off another power, or attempt to copy or recreate that technology and hopefuly make some improvements in the process.
just like after america came up with the first atom bomb, all the other countries in the world now haven't gone "aww nuts, america has made somthing uber, i guess we wont attempt to aquire some of this uber weapon, because we're at war with one another" thats just illogical.
also, just because a country's armed forces chooses to use a particular weapon, doesnt mean it was made there. both countries engaging in war could both be aquiring arms and munitions from a third party.
Post 61
i got AK